Would you break up with a girlfriend if she was horrible in bed?
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Lacy
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You don't sound very HAPPY to me eddie.....
no i'm happily married with 2 kids
Lacy
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Oh ! Is that what it is???
Well thank you for telling me I am depressed eddie.
Thats very insightful of you to make that observation.
Well thank you for telling me I am depressed eddie.
Thats very insightful of you to make that observation.
DWR
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how can u fake an orgasm as a man ..... thats pretty hard...
korvette1977
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Well I usually test drive the car before I decide to buy it ...
With that said .... If the "car" did not run right during the "road test" and was not up to par or my standard's I would not make a commitment on that car.. I just keep test driving until I find the one that "handles " The way I like it too......
With that said ..My "car" Is the greatest, It handles great, Has nice curves , great headlights an awesome tail end . And The blower on it SUCKS like crazy ...... ahhhh I love my Ride
With that said .... If the "car" did not run right during the "road test" and was not up to par or my standard's I would not make a commitment on that car.. I just keep test driving until I find the one that "handles " The way I like it too......
With that said ..My "car" Is the greatest, It handles great, Has nice curves , great headlights an awesome tail end . And The blower on it SUCKS like crazy ...... ahhhh I love my Ride
Gryphonn
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just bend the bitch over and fuck her in the ass till she bleeds, hopefully she'll get the message
(Yeah, then we can all go out and have some Millers and some Jack and shoot deer and bash some fags and rag heads).
What a fucking pathetic statement. You said you were happily married in another response. Then I bet your big noting 'fuck it in the ass til it bleeds' has never been mentioned or tried in your household. Or is it just that someone gave 'you' the message and you know what it feels like?
As for Hernandez:
"If she did I couldn't hear it over my own voice, frustrated, telling her to just let me do it, stop moving."
Are you a necrophiliac?
If you're not compatible in bed, then the relationship probably won't work. However, dumping someone because you think they are bad in bed isn't a badge of honor to parade around H. Given that this poor kid has had all of two sexual partners in her life (including you), you would have done well to give her a few pointers. After all you are
"...not a sex god, but I am great in bed, I love sex".
You may well have got yourself a good friend and a great sex partner. Your loss I guess.
Respect is the word.
Lacy
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oh so its not just me being sensitive????
btw I am WAY overly sensitive but that was over the edge rude too.
If you think its funny then you have one very sick sense of humour.
Nongreenthumb...or eddie meddie...or whomever else you are here.
btw I am WAY overly sensitive but that was over the edge rude too.
If you think its funny then you have one very sick sense of humour.
Nongreenthumb...or eddie meddie...or whomever else you are here.
WeFallToday
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Hell yea i would
just bend the bitch over and fuck her in the ass till she bleeds, hopefully she'll get the message
you leave no reason to be here. i tried to be nice.
bye. 
Hernandez248
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Didn't realize that when I wrote this thread I really was just trying to get relationship advice from people who don't know my ex, or myself, I thought I was just fucking around asking a question jokingly, my bad!
Lacy
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So Long Eddie. Must suck to be you
don't worry about it hermandez. there was more here than meets the eye.....and not somethin you gotta worry about.
But bye Eddie. Too bad so sad.
Oh I'm so childish.
looselikeanoose
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This fourm is funny as shit lol. I would probably attmept to teach her though.
Hernandez248
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haha I tried, but rhythm is something that is very hard to teach to someone who thinks she has it
s|ean
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thats too good fdd
Hernandez248
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I was thinking about making a harness for her with a paint can mixer!
Oh shit lacy don't kill me!
Oh shit lacy don't kill me!
