You know you're a pothead when:
- Thread starter Doctor Cannabis
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Tryingtomastrkush
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you know your a pot head when you are looking for your remote all god damn day long and it turns out it was in the refrigerator
OMG, if we do not find it tangled in the blankets on the sofa, the frig is the next place we look.
poplars
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haha holy shit that has happened to me so many times
@baz dude is your dog really holding that blunt in its mouth!?
Baz
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Yea he smokes more weed than me, thats why he lives in the back yard and has no key to the door
ctmjrhoops2
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you know you're a pothead when a good friend tells you he has never seen you with your eyes fully open
Doctor Cannabis
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When you can smell another pothead some 200m away.
When you start pondering if the patch of green space in front of your building is a good place to plant some outdoor strains.
When playing with your lighter becomes "your thing".
When you wonder how you could shave with your grinder.
When you start pondering if the patch of green space in front of your building is a good place to plant some outdoor strains.
When playing with your lighter becomes "your thing".
When you wonder how you could shave with your grinder.
jessiekay77
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i've done both of these.
you know you're a pothead when..
-you lay down and youre convinced you are actually standing
-you meet a very big dog that youve never seen and just start petting it and name it doobie
-your mom points out that you havent eaten a thing and you just keep talking!
-when you want to smoke your stash talks to you
-your response to everything shitty that happens in your life is
"LETS SMOKE A BOWL."
jessiekay77
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....when you get your best ideas stoned.
-"when i die, i want to be a pot tree!"
-"when i die, i want to be a pot tree!"
Forsaken5678
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no way! Daily Show!
jessiekay77
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I agree with this one...no way! Daily Show!
Straight Sativa
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~When you light the wrong end of a cigarette
~When you forget to turn your headlights on and drive halfway down a major road before other cars flash their high beams at you
~When you know you've already had way too much to drink but think there's still room for some ganj in your system and end up throwing up a lung the next day
~When you buy weed scented insence
~When you forget to turn your headlights on and drive halfway down a major road before other cars flash their high beams at you
~When you know you've already had way too much to drink but think there's still room for some ganj in your system and end up throwing up a lung the next day
~When you buy weed scented insence
sugaryDAVE
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wen you think of new things to smoke out off,
jessiekay77
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...when you operate better stoned 
(it makes me creative :])
(it makes me creative :])
Eharmony420
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Eharmony420
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when you can spell cotelydon