You Know You're a Stoner if....

If your already thinking about the next blunt, bong or vape as your in the middle of the current session. Classic stoner trait..
 
you know your a stoner when without even thinking about it you find yourself rolling up odd pieces of paper
like atm recipes, the sticker off the back of the lighter, etc... have done it on more than once..
 
you know your a stoner when on a walk you smell that sweet skunky smell and search for hours just to find a dead f$%king skunk and get pissed off
 
you know your a stoner when your at a bbq and after a few beers your busting out and smoking joints with ramdom people like your friends, brothers - girlfriends, uncle.lol
 
You know you're a stoner when you rush all your friends and family into the car and then get on the highway and turn back and say wait@ Where are we going?!
 
You also know you're a stoner When you lose your cell phone 10 mins after finding it for the 4th time that night.
 
you know when ur a stoner when your siting in class pretending to roll joints outta gum wrappers, and candy wrapers
 
You know your a stoner when your on the phone.. you panic and start looking for your phone but then you realise you have the phone in your hand couse the person on the line is laughing at you ¬_¬
 
you know your a stoner when you forget shit on your lap n you look for it forever but dont find it till you stan up n falls on the floor uber stoner if u step on it or just dont notice it n your like hey it was under me the hole time
 
you know your a stoner when you forget shit on your lap n you look for it forever but dont find it till you stan up n falls on the floor uber stoner if u step on it or just dont notice it n your like hey it was under me the hole time

Been there:wall::eyesmoke:
 
you know your a stoner when you forget shit on your lap n you look for it forever but dont find it till you stan up n falls on the floor uber stoner if u step on it or just dont notice it n your like hey it was under me the hole time

Did this shit all the time. Bake in car, forget pipe on lap..step out and it falls lol.

Contribution: You know your a stoner if you smoke :joint:2 joints:joint:....and then you smoke :joint:2 more.:joint:
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