Shannon Alexander
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I hate getting caught in a bidding war...
You know youre too high when....
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Growman3001
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When you hit the blunt cherry first.
1993stoner
Active Member
I'm so high cuase we live as one
SkyeHighChickie
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you load yourself a "doublay-doublay" (2 larger size bong hits back to back) & you sit there for 30-45 minutes with the 2nd hit loaded, bong in one hand, lighter in the other & forget to take that 2nd hit for a long while.
Carne Seca
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When Cannabineer smoked way too much master kush and went on a rampage in Vegas.
I warned him. Then I sat back and took a plethora of compromising/incriminating photographs. Thanks CN for funding my retirement. Oh, by the way, I called the zoo. The penguin is fine. The vet said penguin eggs are much larger so there shouldn't be any permanent harm. However, you will have to pay for the damage to the hotel room. Apparently the giraffe had stomach issues.
I warned him. Then I sat back and took a plethora of compromising/incriminating photographs. Thanks CN for funding my retirement. Oh, by the way, I called the zoo. The penguin is fine. The vet said penguin eggs are much larger so there shouldn't be any permanent harm. However, you will have to pay for the damage to the hotel room. Apparently the giraffe had stomach issues.
1993stoner
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When you post some shit like this.1993stoner:7545235 said:
CR500ROOST
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When you are looking for you're cigarette while smoking it.
Carne Seca
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When you go into the fucking kitchen for a glass of ice water. Get all the way back to the computer (opposite end of the house) and realize you forgot the ice water. Again. For the third time. I can't help it. I keep getting distracted by the hummingbirds.
1993stoner
Active Member
Ill go to the kitchen to get a yoohoo and come back to my room with nachoes, icecream and and a homemade whopper....no yoohoo. And id have to go back and get it cause that would make the moment perfect.
