Your getting high ritual !

well i wake up wait a couple hours polish up the pipe then pack a bowl and light it up but every sunday is a wake and bake day
 
i get high pretty much every night when i get home from work. my "ritual" is fill the bong, pack it, get high. then turn on something funny on tv, like family guy. i get on here and read stuff and laugh. then i pack another bowl or two and pass out.
 
I study all night and work all day so I don't smoke during the week, but my end of the week ritual would be, get home after work, take a nap and wait for the rest of the house to go to sleep, wake up, roll up a joint, close off my room with towels and shit, smoke up in the bathroom, take a nice hot shower, smoke again after the shower, go have dinner, and then either watch some T.V with the lady or play some playstation. Not bad, too bad it's only monday...........
 
Before work:
hit the alarm
check the ashtray for roaches
pack those roaches in the bong
RIP it
shower
dress let the dog out
roll a blunt
make coffee
let the dog in
tie my tie
put on a coat (optional)
blaze and walk to the train station

At work:
wait till lunch break
go to the bathroom roll up (on the clock)
walk thru downtown to the bus stop they sell crack near and blaze.

after work:
order some food
smoke and play xbox till the food is there

W/ female all bets are off
 
I only have a ritual for after my classes.Drive and pick up food after my classes. get home, change, take a bong and some grinded weed out, take about 4 bong bowls, eat and watch tv. any other time i just smoke spontaniously whenever im sober. FUCK BEING SOBER
 
So I guess our ritual is choosing our how we will smoke. Bong x2, Glass pipe x8, or a bubbler.

Also it depends on how good the smoke is vs. bowl size.

Just had an idea for a thread....................
 
Get weed.
Clean Bong, New water, fill completely with ice.
Rip up weed, load into bowl.
Comfortable chair.
Boards of Canada. (music)
Ignite, Inhale, Exhale.
Slink back into chair.
Take sip of cold beverage.
 
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