Zeus' 1400w Canadian Basement

https://www.rollitup.org/smoke-reports/191376-greenhouses-church-smoke-grow-report.html
Check out my smoke report on the church. Or don't.


I'd like to ask everyone to do smoke reports of all their strains of known lineage. Unfortunately right now that section is pretty barren and for te life of me i don't know why, it takes 20 minutes to document your experiences with a strain and it could really help other growers in picking out the strain for them.
I love RIU but our smoke report section is pathetic compared those of other growers forums. Lets all contribute and make this a better site.

Its photo time, its photo time.

Arjan's ultra haze just keeps growing and flowering, seems like there is no end to its life cycle. Effin crazy.

The violet tower.

Looking real good Spruce.
That AUH is completely mental.
The resin production on that bud in the last 2 bud pics is simply magnificent.
Great job mate.

Mammath said:

Looking real good Spruce.
That AUH is completely mental.
The resin production on that bud in the last 2 bud pics is simply magnificent.
Great job mate.

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What he said. Great resin production.

Mammath said:

Looking real good Spruce.
That AUH is completely mental.
The resin production on that bud in the last 2 bud pics is simply magnificent.
Great job mate.

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Cheers, thanks so much.

Yeah that AUH is clearly fucked up, but i just can't kick it, the high is unreal. I dont even mind that it's 14 weeks in and still pushing up. It's like having a girlfriend who is amazing in bed, but also batshit insane. I actually just put my last mama into flowering. But i have a different pheno of the same strain that i'm currently revegging, its taking a risk, but i'm a ballsy dude, what can i say...

the last perpetual flowering AUH#1 mama.


That's my "fruity" cut of SZ bagseed. I'm pretty shocked myself with how well it is performing in hydro. Another 5 days and i will be starting the flush. a week or so of pure h2o and it'll be chopping time. I can't wait.
I'm gonna try again to overripen one to the point of pushing out pollen sacs so i can get some femmed seeds for spreading around. Last time i took it 13 weeks and no sacs. I might have to get some colloidal silver or Gilbraltic acid to force some nanners if this doesn't work. I'm not about to start messing with light cycle.

zeus's humble horticultural origins.

So i'm faced with a bit of a dillemma...

Rollitup is where i've learned the ins and outs of growing, there is a great community of growers here that are friendly and helpful.
However, as of late I've been lurking a competitors site for their massive smoke/grow report section, and i must admit i'm now tempted by the dark side.
My first post there was a grow/smoke report of the church, within a few hours i had multiple responses including one from Jack from greenhouse seeds, asking me to use my photos on their website. How cool is that???

Anyhow, my point is, this other community is much larger with a larger number of serious contributors. Maybe i'm just disappointed that there are only maybe a dozen reviews in out smoker report section, but it seems like most people here just don't give a shit. (obviously i dont mean anyone reading this, just those other assholes)

There are 137000 members on this site. Lets say a 20 000 of those are active, growing members on here. Probably the majority of these growers have grown genetics from seed companies. So why the fuck not document your progress?

I like it here. I've established myself and made some friends. I don't want to leave. But i'm not going to maintain membership on more than one site, that is just more work than i'm prepared to do.
Fucking grass is always frostier on the other side.

Time for a big push.

OK... but whatever you do... make sure to leave some crumbs behind you on the way out...

Some of us would not like to loose touch with you... you are a kick ass grower!!!

Best of Luck Bro!...

GypsyBush said:

OK... but whatever you do... make sure to leave some crumbs behind you on the way out...

Some of us would not like to loose touch with you... you are a kick ass grower!!!

Best of Luck Bro!...

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Cheers Gypsy, I'm not going anywhere, except maybe crazy.
This wasn't so much a goodbye as it was a rant and an opportunity to brag about my pics going up on the GH website.
Also i realise it almost came out as "i've outgrown you fuckers" or something like that. But far from it, Hell, I'm a mediocre grower at best. I'm still just carressing the tip of the iceberg.

...speaking of me sucking at growing
Apparently i've forgotten how to use my aerocloner.

I took these cuts a week ago. Dunked in rooting gel, placed in 79f water PH 5.6 with 1ml per gallon 35% h2o2
They're all yellow, wilting and curling, and i've yet to see so much as a root nub.

I'm just very confused, this is the same strain, same conditions that was ready to plant in 10 days last time, and now they're looking sad, curled up and generally pretty sorry. WTF?



and of course, what would a post be without some porno

I just don't wanna loose your pics bro!...lol..

As far as "overgrowing" us...lol...in our family here it seems that we have ALL overgrown our selves...lol...

Good job Man... serious!

We may be newbs... but we are standing on the shoulder of giants...

To be able to start out from the same point that took Al so many years to perfect... means that we will be able to push the envelope even further than he did...

Imagine if he knew 7 years ago what he knows today...

Well... we do...lol....

Anyways.. enough rambling...

Have a great day dude!

let me know where you go bro.

SpruceZeus said:

Its photo time, its photo time.

Arjan's ultra haze just keeps growing and flowering, seems like there is no end to its life cycle. Effin crazy.

The violet tower.

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I have to say this again. Those nug pics are FANTASTIC!(dave chapelle voice)

What strains are the violet tower and the really lime green bud?

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TBH I've only ever smoked bagseed sativas other than this one so i don't have any names to throw about.
I'm fixing to get some ssh soon, i keep hearing good things.
I like to cure my AUH for at least a couple weeks, otherwise its so stong its like smoking a pine tree.
However, once the weed is nice and cured. Its a really sweet mouthfull of flavour. Definately a great functional, soaring high.
I can go grocery shopping on this stuff and not come home with $1000 worth of doritos and ice cream, however, i'll be high as fuck while doing it.
Without a doubt my favorite daytime smoke. It gets you very high for a long time without the hard comedown of an indica.

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mmmm i like everything about this post.

especially the $1000 worth of doritos...

mmmmm

w1ckedchowda said:

I have to say this again. Those nug pics are FANTASTIC!(dave chapelle voice)

What strains are the violet tower and the really lime green bud?

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Alas that is the ever famous sprucezeus bagseed.

Spruce if you have a sec stop by my thread and read my ast post, I got a question that I think you can help me with. Sorry to post this here, it should be a PM, but...I just smoke a bowl of Seattle Pine topped with primo Bubble Hash topped with grade A keif....so I don't wanna retype it all...

Fucking stoners...

I might play a cheap guitar, but she sounds like a million bucks.
...when i change the strings.


The arrow keys on my keyboard stopped working so this could take me a while.

For some reason, these bloody clones are just not being nice to me. I can't freakin understand it. I haven't changed anything, and it's been 10 days since i chopped em. By this time last round i had full thick roots and the clones stayed nice and green. Voodoo curse perhaps?

This round the plants are yellowing off and are hardly rooting at all.

This is one of the best rooted, and its nothing but 2 litte tap roots coming out of the neoprene coller. Some have nothing at all.

Problem being, it's almost harvest time on my first table. And these fucking clones are behind. I might have a week or so with only one table running.

But for some reason i'm just not that upset.

SZ#3 Has this retarded sour stench to it, i'm drooling just thinking about it.

The purple one is no slouch either, i know it sounds stupid, but it actually smells like grape. But not so much like grapes as grape flavour kool-aid. Pretty funky.

The WR winner pheno promises to be a nice producer on the tables too. As you can see, i'm still too cowardly to lollipop. Although i think next round i'll do half lollipopped, just for the sake of science.

That freaky rhino that somehow got topped is pretty impressive.

The main head of it has about a dozen tops, I'm interested to see how she grows.

Fuckin sea of yellow.

A whole lot of AUH#1 and White Rhinos.

AUH, with some unique flowers.

The keeper pheno of my WR

Pushing out some nice fat calyxs.


Even the lower buds are quite full on this one. With some love, I could see this plant doing great things for me.



Okay so, today i was changing a reservoir. was just finishing draining it and turned around to smoke a joint with my old lady.
So being quite stoned on the church and not in my right mind, i backed right up thinking there was a chair behind me. Well there wasn't!
I fell ass backwards into the reservoir. Soaked me pretty good and got me stuck for about 15 seconds.
I didn't think it was very funny at the time as i pretty much had a pump shoved up my ass (well not UP my ass), but in retrospect it probably looked fucking hillarious to my girlfriend.
Just thought i'd share that. I can't be the only one to have ever done this? Okay maybe i am.


Anyhow, bye for now.

Hey Dude... I would have paid money to see a video if that...lol..

Sorry, just being honest...lol..

As for the voodoo comment.. I know EVERYONE is looking at me funny right now...lol..

But rest assure my friend. I did no such thing,..

I have waaay too much respect for you and your grow to EVER wish you anything but the best in the Universe...

So despite all the finger pointing that may or may not follow..

The Gypsy is innocent... well not guilty in this case anyways... innocent is too strong of a word...lol..

Cheers mate...

Your grow BANGS!!!

Oh and for the record, I'm now using another site. RIU will always be home for me, and i'm not planning on keeping a journal there or anything, but it's amazing to have access to seed breeders forums for advice. I asked a question about my Arjan's Ultra Haze #1 and got an answer from franco (the fucking breeder of the strain) himself.
I'm not gonna name the other site, i'm pretty sure its against the rules here to do that. But lets say it rhymes with shminternationalpannagraphic.

GypsyBush said:

Hey Dude... I would have paid money to see a video if that...lol..

Sorry, just being honest...lol..

As for the voodoo comment.. I know EVERYONE is looking at me funny right now...lol..

But rest assure my friend. I did no such thing,..

I have waaay too much respect for you and your grow to EVER wish you anything but the best in the Universe...

So despite all the finger pointing that may or may not follow..

The Gypsy is innocent... well not guilty in this case anyways... innocent is too strong of a word...lol..

Cheers mate...

Your grow BANGS!!!

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Thanks friend,
I appreciate the post, even if you may or may not have placed some sort of curse on me. (you're just jealous of my sweet 3 gram sog plants.)

I'm gonna burn some sage in that room and clear out any bad spirits.

Wish me luck, tomorrow is the day i dig up my garden and mix all the used soil from a winters worth of growing in. I can't believe how much it adds up, especialy considering I can't seem to build up any sort of stash. You'd think with all that soil I'd have a 10 pound bag, but truth is i'm smoking as fast as i can pop it out of the ground. Heres hoping my back holds out, I've still got a couple weeks until the medecine man (WR) is ready.

anyhow, peace brother.

A bowl of creek water (tap water will do in a pinch) with some rock salt should also help clean the environment... just make sure to dump in runing water (again a creek is preferred, but the sink will do if you let it run for a few minutes so that the water "connects" with other moving water...

A small, dark, cloth bag with some peeled garlic hanging behind the door will ensure that any bad vibes that enter the place leave immediately, not to return..

Speaking of not returning, if you ever have a visitor that you do not wish to return...

As he comes in, and in his full view, place a broom behind the door in which he came in through...

Behind, I say, is where the broom would be of you opened the door all the way...

It's almost as if saying," when you leave, i will sweep all of you out of here, so there is no reason for you to return..."

But way less offensive and ridiculously effective...

Cheers and Good Luck...

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