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clint308
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Do you remember this story i posted last year ?
I once had a pet duck i got for my 3rd b'day . It was tiny and bright yellow and so cute
Dad got a little kid's shell pool and filled it up with water for the duck to swim in .
Being a young little bastard , i used to get a stick when no one was looking and hold the duck under water
A couple of times i almost drowned it , Dad used to find it half dead and vertually give this poor duck mouth to mouth just to get it to breath
Then he had to sit there with it infront of the heater to dry it out properly , then wrap it up in towls untill it was ok again .
Anyway a year later this cute little duck was a monster , it lived in the back yard
We had a decent sized bac yard and it had swing sets , cubby house , sand pit "you get the drift "
But everytime i went out to the backyard , soon as i got out the back door this fucker used to stalk me
Then it would race up out of nowhere , running full speed , Flapping it's wing's and honking at me
Once it got to me it would fly up onto my shoulders , stand there and beat the fuck out of the sides of my head with it's wings
While this was going on it also was pecking the shit out of my neck and ears till they were red raw
Mum or Dad used to have to come running out to rescue me ( because of my girl like screams )
Drag the duck off me and put me back inside .
Anyway lesson learnt about being cruel , i'll tell ya that . I'm glad i learnt this valuble lesson at a young age !!!!
Dad got a little kid's shell pool and filled it up with water for the duck to swim in .
Being a young little bastard , i used to get a stick when no one was looking and hold the duck under water
A couple of times i almost drowned it , Dad used to find it half dead and vertually give this poor duck mouth to mouth just to get it to breath
Then he had to sit there with it infront of the heater to dry it out properly , then wrap it up in towls untill it was ok again .
Anyway a year later this cute little duck was a monster , it lived in the back yard
We had a decent sized bac yard and it had swing sets , cubby house , sand pit "you get the drift "
But everytime i went out to the backyard , soon as i got out the back door this fucker used to stalk me
Then it would race up out of nowhere , running full speed , Flapping it's wing's and honking at me
Once it got to me it would fly up onto my shoulders , stand there and beat the fuck out of the sides of my head with it's wings
While this was going on it also was pecking the shit out of my neck and ears till they were red raw
Mum or Dad used to have to come running out to rescue me ( because of my girl like screams )
Drag the duck off me and put me back inside .
Anyway lesson learnt about being cruel , i'll tell ya that . I'm glad i learnt this valuble lesson at a young age !!!!
Nutes and Nugs
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When I would get in trouble in college, my roommate would tell me.
"Nutes, you fuck with the bull, you get the horns."
an that was some good advice.
Actually I do and it seems fair. Me on the other hand had done nothing but walk to the girl's bathroom at school and the geese hated me. The kids weren't much happier with the red haired martian so they allowed geese justice.
Ok just how many wet backs can you fit into a vending machine and still turn out a burrito? (sorry just couldn't pass that one up)
Como esta usted? Tiene dolor?
Unless you are tall and strong. Then when the 5'4" porcupine weebles her way into the lair to eat her sammich the male decides he must have sammich and sex. That usually ends in a round of boxing where the female is upside down by her ankle giving a blow job.... while the male eats the sammich with one hand. We have soft under bellies and bizarre courting rituals.well, if this rendering is even close they have very long....err umm priks
The porcupine mating technique is apparently very successful; mated pairs of porcupines will engage in sexual activity on a daily basis, and not necessarily for reproductive purposes. Porcupines are similar to dolphins, bonobos and even humans in that they practice intercourse as a social activity that helps strengthen social bonds between individuals.
So if we ask the question “how do porcupines mate?” the answer is usually “very carefully”, but it seems the truth isn’t too far off, and their careful technique is effective enough that they can use it every day
BobBitchen
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I also had a duck when I was young,a mallard, though I didn't mistreat it, it was one of the meanest "pets" I have ever had. It used to chase my Black Lab around the yard until the dog gave up & jumped on the roof of his doghouse, would sit there stuck, ears down, tail between legs, whining as duck stood guard. If I tried to help, the duck went after me flapping, quacking, & biting !!
no more pet Ducks !!
narmattaru
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I feel like horse shit today. Left the windows open on accedent last night and it got stupid cold. Now I'm laying in bed with that super sensitive skin crap going on and what I think is a fever. Awesome!
Unclebaldrick
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You jonesing?
Mine went ride along to the dump today. I should have gotten a picture of him. We put him in the old beat up truck and rumbled to the dump. He thought he was super dog and loved the smells. I made sure I was very very wasted, new C99 via bong. I held the dog, he kept me upright.
That is one gorgeous bald eagle you got there!Took a walk out back today.
420God
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Look close, there's two in the pic.
Yes on the wing! How cool! At least now I know why they look perpetually pissed, it's cold having to live outside! Oh yes and they make geese look downright friendly LOL.
neosapien
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Yes, it definitely is. As soon as I started using the drops yesterday it started feeling better. Still alittle bothersome but I figure by Monday it should be good as new. Thanks for asking!
Neo I'm glad you are feeling better! You simply don't have time right now.
In an unrelated note I can confirm that the Female Seeds Outdoor C99 have auto flowers in their heritage. I put my 20 C99 clones under a 600 MH to hurry them up to the flower table and pistils have burst out all over... LOL! I'm taking my pruners upstairs and killing all of them. They are only 6" no stretch, not worth finishing. But I have seeds
So I may see how they sprout.
Does anyone know if I need to hold the seeds for any length of time or expose them to hot/cold cycle prior to attempting to sprout them? In the meantime I have a few other seeds waiting in the wings LOL! A freebie here, an extra there and suddenly you have an abundance of seed.
Oh and anyone have a good source for 120v T5HO 54watt x 2 ballasts? I burned 2 ballasts on my T5 fixture
In an unrelated note I can confirm that the Female Seeds Outdoor C99 have auto flowers in their heritage. I put my 20 C99 clones under a 600 MH to hurry them up to the flower table and pistils have burst out all over... LOL! I'm taking my pruners upstairs and killing all of them. They are only 6" no stretch, not worth finishing. But I have seeds
So I may see how they sprout.Does anyone know if I need to hold the seeds for any length of time or expose them to hot/cold cycle prior to attempting to sprout them? In the meantime I have a few other seeds waiting in the wings LOL! A freebie here, an extra there and suddenly you have an abundance of seed.
Oh and anyone have a good source for 120v T5HO 54watt x 2 ballasts? I burned 2 ballasts on my T5 fixture
Medibles... allowed me to sleep in till 7am.. to head to my buddies house by 9am till 10:30 (he text me at 5am like normal but I was asleep) we had a powow.. then I went into town shopping with wifey today.. seemed like we were gone for about 4 hours.. she's say's more like.. 2.. also seems like she's a power walker too.. but.. even her 92 y.o Grandma outwalks me.. Went into Burlington Coat factory here.. dang thing is HUGE... lotta walkin is what I mean.. but... wifey was window shopping mode.. nothing there I looked at was impressive price wise.. did have some olive oil that might give the ghost pepper salsa stuff a run...
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