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korvette1977
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What color does a Smurf turn if you choke it ?
Chiceh
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nickfury510
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purple
Chiceh
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Wikidbchofthewst
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Why would you want to choke a smurf you sick FUCK?
lol I'm just playin of course. This reminds me of
YouTube - Donnie Darko Philosophizes the Smurfs
Wikidbchofthewst
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No, choking the smurf wasn't a euphemism like choking the chicken, lol
ceestyle
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i love that scene. probably my favorite in the movie.
Wikidbchofthewst
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I love the rest of that scene, where they watch grandma death checking her mail. Wait....we still may have mail....maybe....OH! NO, sorry, sorry....someone outta write that bitch.
korvette1977
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Tonights the last night I can "hit It'' The rag should start tomorrow .. Im going to tear it up.. cause I dont touch it when its flowing red..... But I do get free blowjobs while "its Flowing " So its all good .. But Im tearing it up tonight .. Im SO ready ... Woooo Hoooo
korvette1977
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Its been two days .. we have had company and they just left ...
Wikidbchofthewst
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Well what are you doing here telling us about it? Shouldn't you be in there GETTIN it?
So you wouldn't when she's on her flow, even if she asked you to? *curious*
So you wouldn't when she's on her flow, even if she asked you to? *curious*
korvette1977
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We have a "Date " set for 11pm . She is in the shower .. I'll be getting in there next .....
Nope I dont touch a bleeding puss .. no way, no how, no,no,no, head then yes
Dixie78
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that's a fucking awesome pic
and that's fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!! roflmfao
Dixie78
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actually reminds of this:-
what's blue and fucks grannys?
........pneumonia..
(or me in my lucky blue coat)lmao
We TaRdED
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This is SOOO hilarious!! HAHAHAHA
YouTube - Bush heckled 4th of July "Fuck You"
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YouTube - Bush heckled 4th of July "Fuck You"
RON PAUL REVOLUTION
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blynd
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good morning!i just woke up.
I'm waiting for freaking pizza hut. our lazy asses didn't want to go pick up and now the delivery time is over an hour. I am starving ... so stoned ... and so hungry.
did anyone see speed racer? it's at a cheep theater close to me and I'm wondering if it's even worth the time and gas.
