BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

Twistyman

Twistyman

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
Ok, I'm going to try it, but you BETTER be right about this
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I swear......Chicken wings used to be thrown out or used just for soup...now they're more expensive then the breasts.. just because you've not tried it don't make it bad...

fdd2blk said:
don't. you'll turn Canadian. do you really want that? :neutral:
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Lets see..?.. Basically no real pot laws...yeah they're written down somewhere, but not really applied.. Get caught with a ton and you'll get maybe 5 years.... We can go almost anywhere in the world and be loved, (except where US gov. has put a stink on us)... and... Oh yeah..apple pie & cheddar cheese...

Garden Knowm said:
please define "bored"?

breathing is fun..

iloveyou
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Hey look what the cat dragged in..... how do dude ? :blsmoke:

SocataSmoker said:
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Love to be there fishing...great pic..
 
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korvette1977

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tipsgnob said:
my neighbor shot a coyote one time and it crawled back into the woods and made that same sound all night...is that really considered "music"........????
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He must suck as a shot... I have an old .22 magnum rifle with a bent barrel and I can shoot pieces of corn off the top of a fence at 300'.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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A zebra died and went to heaven. While he was there with all the other animals, he told them he always wondered if he was black or white. The lion suggests he go ask God, because if anyone knows, it would be Him, right?

So the zebra goes to ask God. He comes back a few minutes later, looking puzzled. The other animals ask him what God said.

"He said, 'You are what you are,'" the zebra tells them, obviously confused.

"Oh, so you're white!" the lion tells him.

"How do you know?" the zebra asks.

"Because if you were black, He would have said, 'You be what you be'"
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey....we dont serve pieces of string here" so the piece of string went outside and untwisted himself and tied himself back up. he walked back into the bar and the bartender says " hey...aint you that pice of string i just chased out of here"...and the piece of string says...." nope...im a fraid knot".......
 
Chiceh

Chiceh

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" :mrgreen::peace:
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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If you get the TV channel TLC check it out now on mystery diagnostic..theres a 1/2 man 1/2 tree dude...very freaky
 
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