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mjetta

mjetta

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arent helium bombs a whole different monster?

and there is some other i cant remember the name that isnt huge but is super radioactive
 
PlasmaRadio

PlasmaRadio

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mjetta said:
arent helium bombs a whole different monster?
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I remember when they tested the Helium Bomb, it was awful. Everyone had a high-pitched voices for miles. I never heard so much squeaky complaining in my life.







Can I get a high five for homemade hash? Woot!
 
BigGuyTok'n

BigGuyTok'n

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
lol, that was cute.

Did any of you ever see that movie An American Tale? With the little mouse Fievel? I'm trying to remember a song from that movie, and I can't, and I don't own it, so damn me....It's a scene where Fievel falls into like a Victrola, and it's playing some classical song....I think. Anyone? Doubt it, but fuck, I'm high, and I want to KNOW.
"Somewhere Out There"?!
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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks. *** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.'' :joint::hump:
 
BigGuyTok'n

BigGuyTok'n

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Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day, only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in an attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously, "Whatcha doin', Dad?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replied, "Whatcha gonna do, screw him?"
 
BigGuyTok'n

BigGuyTok'n

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ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO''S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS'' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY''S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
These are ACTUAL Instruction/Warning Labels !!!
 
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