Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[mr sunshine]

 

[The Outdoorsman]

*upside down naked headstand headbanging twerk*

 

[iamnobody]

Aw. And you seem so cheerful otherwise. I think you are way behind in hugs. Did you know getting and giving hugs releases oxytocin in your brain? It's one of those feel-good hormones. Everyone should get 10 hugs a day for a healthier outlook on life.

I've got enough cats. I don't need hugs.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[Pinworm]

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[Garden Boss]

 

[Pinworm]

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[Pinworm]

Please go stand by the stairs. I am superior. I am better than the shover robot. I have shoved many humans. Humans must go down the stairs. Do you have stairs in your house?

 

[zugbug16]

Please go stand by the stairs. I am superior. I am better than the shover robot. I have shoved many humans. Humans must go down the stairs. Do you have stairs in your house?

that is the hardest I have laughed since I lost my house, wife left, almost died and the dog died!! thanks man

 

[Pinworm]

that is the hardest I have laughed since I lost my house, wife left, almost died and the dog died!! thanks man

Welcome?

 

[a senile fungus]

All I want to do on my day off is smoke weed and veg out...

 

[Pinworm]

My favorite part of RIU is getting wasted, waking up not knowing what I did last night....finding out and thinking "that was cool"...

 

[a senile fungus]

Hahaha the nice thing about the internet is that there's evidence left behind so you can follow the crumb trail. As opposed to real life when drunken debauchery leads to people no longer speaking to you...

 

[Hydrotech364]

On another note,,,

 

[a senile fungus]

On another note,,,

I know a doctor who would do a pelvic exam and smell the glove before removing it... He claimed it was an integral part of his assessment.

Smell can mean a lot.

 

[Pinworm]

When everyone is getting blowjobs...that's when we'll finally have world peace.

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

Slow day

 

[zugbug16]

that is the hardest I have laughed since I lost my house, wife left, almost died and the dog died!! thanks man

I am not kidding; that really did happen to me. I really needed to laugh. the touritts (sp?)guy was so fu@ funny I could not stop laughing. I want to tit fu@k her in the ass!! bitch, I love you; funny as hell!! you hit me in the dick, fag!!
Oh and your answer to world peace sounds really good to me. GOT HEAD?? CHECK PLEASE!!
on top of that , these damn fem seeds are to finicky. took me forever(40 seeds) to figure out how not to lose any if they even pop. thought I was loosing my mind; give me regs. and I look for males. NO HERMIES ALLOWED!!! HERMIES VERBOTEN!!!