I step on my cat every day!

Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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tytheguy111 said:
Sounds like you need a dog

They're loyal and smart

Plus unlike cats they actually WANT attention they are addicted to people hahaha

I had a cat and it was a mean fucker

My dog will kill other dogs that are around me and she does have a crotch problem were if you sit down and call her up she'll jump and land feet first on my balls and thats it lol

Plus she has to nap on my bed and if I sleep and not leave her blanket BY GOD she damn well get that blanket


But yeah cats are like depressed little assholes that hate everything

And dogs are like crack heads and your there dealer lol
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I have a dog him and the cat are buddies.
 
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iamnobody

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cat of curiosity said:
[QUOTE="iamnobody, post: 10625708, member: 877770" Cats are idiots sometimes. They wanna play, or get your attention but don't seem to realize that we're so much bigger then they are. I'm constantly tripping over cats (I married the crazy cat lady) regardless of how careful I try to be. You can't fault them to much for it though. It's not like you can just tell them and expect them to understand.
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i don't get it? o.o[/QUOTE]

what don't you get?
 
Red1966

Red1966

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tytheguy111 said:
Sounds like you need a dog

They're loyal and smart

Plus unlike cats they actually WANT attention they are addicted to people hahaha

I had a cat and it was a mean fucker

My dog will kill other dogs that are around me and she does have a crotch problem were if you sit down and call her up she'll jump and land feet first on my balls and thats it lol

Plus she has to nap on my bed and if I sleep and not leave her blanket BY GOD she damn well get that blanket


But yeah cats are like depressed little assholes that hate everything

And dogs are like crack heads and your there dealer lol
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If I call her, she jumps on YOUR balls? "Here, little doggy"
 
vostok

vostok

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Maybe a power play between you and the cat, seeking attention, good or bad but still attention, give it heaps of attention, often cats left for long periods feel neglected , like women give them big licks at each encounter, they soon get the message, in most cases cat is only wanting the human warmth from you body, and the electrical discharge tickles on each stroke of its coat.
Depending on your relationship, hang a small bell on its collar will prevent the feline "hunting' you ...lol
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Dr.Pecker said:
Every day my cat throws his tail under my feet and it scares the shit out of me every time. I have a blood clot in my leg and I dont know if I'm going to die or the cat. I love my cat. I'm not stomping on him or trying to hurt him, but damn. Hes ten years old and scares the hell out me every day hes going to stroke me out!
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Wait, I'm lost. How do you not see him coming toward you? He's a ninja cat who does stealth cat maneuvers and sneaks his tail under your feet?
You're so big, you can't see an

abe supercro said:
I broke my pecker once in college
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Singlemalt said:
Well? Give
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Notice How Abe ignores this? do Tell Abe. How can a guy break his dick? Did your throw your dick under someone's feet and it scared the shit out of them?
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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abe supercro said:
without going into graphic detail, it was an angle thing where GF thought I was a carnival ride bouncing like crazy. this led to pressure at the base all while blood kept building and then Bam! the pressure made the blood vessels force so much into the capillaries that many of them exploded on one side. Ok, it didn't really 'break' so much as bleed, internally. junk turned all black and blue for sometime. was it worth it? yes.
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omg *lightheaded* OWWWW
 
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