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[Yessica...]

haha that cracks me up. "i have a present for you" then Bam lmao

And it was CHRISTMAS!!! hahaha - I actually thought it was a funny buddy of mine, who I had been previously talking to about how I never received a dick pic.

Turns out, the Menace wasn't clever - just a bit of a perv. haha

 

[spazatak]

let me just say that yessica is a cruel heartless bitch..!!!!!

I sent her a dick pic and she laughed.... I may not be the smartest dick on the block but I am and the biggest and I dont take kindly to be laughed at...

in fact I had just came from the pool when I took the photo... can i get a high 5 fella's

 

[Yessica...]

let me just say that yessica is a cruel heartless bitch..!!!!!

I sent her a dick pic and she laughed.... I may not be the smartest dick on the block but I am and the biggest and I dont take kindly to be laughed at...

in fact I had just came from the pool when I took the photo... can i get a high 5 fella's

If you had gone with Van Dyke, instead of Cheney - you would have gotten a better reaction. He's such a doll face!

 

[spazatak]

If you had gone with Van Dyke, instead of Cheney - you would have gotten a better reaction. He's such a doll face!
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I knew you were a dick slut...

Im going to beat the forehead of my dick right now..

 

[Yessica...]

 

[CannaCole]

I bet if he put a nicely tied bow on it you would've been game.

 

[Yessica...]

I would have liked it better if he dressed it up like a zombie. BEARD on it, and I would have married him right there!

 

[Yessica...]

Naaaw - his pictures were insane...like the mind of a madman...

 

[UncleBuck]

might as well link to this guy's photobucket.

http://s183.photobucket.com/user/menace68/library/?sort=3&page=4

for the extra lulz.

 

[Yessica...]

bahahaha - is that HIM? it's been years!

hmmmm....I think he gained some weight...

 

[Yessica...]

This was my fav from his 2011 photobucket. He had guns, and cars, and jewelled sunglasses....and then THIS:


I don't know if it's just me....but I think that flower smells like chloroform...

 

[spazatak]

I think its only fair that Yessica post some beef curtains...

all these dicks on a male dominated forum is too much even for the blue oyster bar

 

[spazatak]

does this guy have cerebral palsy or is this normal for American gangsters?

 

[Yessica...]

 

[Yessica...]

does this guy have cerebral palsy or is this normal for American gangsters?

He;s CANADIAN. Living in a town (I say town) of 100,000 people. It's not a large town...that number is higher with the university and college, and the surrounding communities. It may be a little stabbie in Thunder Bay every once in awhile...but it is NOT gangster. Not even a little...

 

[spazatak]

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Im hungry now!!!!

 

[spazatak]

He;s CANADIAN. Living in a town (I say town) of 100,000 people. It's not a large town...that number is higher with the university and college, and the surrounding communities. It may be a little stabbie in Thunder Bay every once in awhile...but it is NOT gangster. Not even a little...

so he's retarded then... judging by those hand signs that is the only logical conclusion...

if its not CP then at least muscular dystrophy

 

[Yessica...]

Oh, maybe you shouldn't have posted his new pictures @UncleBuck - I honestly was obsessed with this dude for 48 hours in 2011. He's one of the most unintentionally entertaining people I have ever come across...

 

[UncleBuck]

OMFG.

this is hilarious.

 

[spazatak]

Yessica is definite wife material.... now cook me some eggs...