Internet dating - my first and only DICK-PIC chronicles...

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puffdatchronic

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good to see your having success with it senile. I guess I come across as disgruntled here, but in reality I met my current gf of 6 years on online so I've had success too. Though I wish I had stayed in the game a bit longer than I did before settling. I found that the best way to get a good connection with a girl is to make a joke relating to something in her description. Though there is far too many ARROGANT bitches on there who think they can just get by with like a 1 word description "ask" . Pissed me right off when I seen that.. but guess what.. they still get all the sad cocks chasing after them anyway... you girls and your tempting vaginas..
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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puffdatchronic said:
good to see your having success with it senile. I guess I come across as disgruntled here, but in reality I met my current gf of 6 years on online so I've had success too. Though I wish I had stayed in the game a bit longer than I did before settling. I found that the best way to get a good connection with a girl is to make a joke relating to something in her description. Though there is far too many ARROGANT bitches on there who think they can just get by with like a 1 word description "ask" . Pissed me right off when I seen that.. but guess what.. they still get all the sad cocks chasing after them anyway... you girls and your tempting vaginas..
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I believe you are referring to golden vagina syndrome Its a pandemic
 
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iamnobody

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mr sunshine said:
I bet when it's to cold the only letter that's exposed is the u!! Did it hurt? shit, half of its on your head!
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It didn't start hurting until I got to the "U". It stops just below the head (covered with my hand during the pic). Yeah, when it's cold or soft you can't really read it. (stretched it out for the pic).

Also I was flaccid when I did it.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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puffdatchronic said:
good to see your having success with it senile. I guess I come across as disgruntled here, but in reality I met my current gf of 6 years on online so I've had success too. Though I wish I had stayed in the game a bit longer than I did before settling. I found that the best way to get a good connection with a girl is to make a joke relating to something in her description. Though there is far too many ARROGANT bitches on there who think they can just get by with like a 1 word description "ask" . Pissed me right off when I seen that.. but guess what.. they still get all the sad cocks chasing after them anyway... you girls and your tempting vaginas..
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Yeah, I speak from the female race - and I have to say that some of us, are fucking cunts. AND BORING!!! I read some profiles on there, by the ladies, and I wanted to stab at my own eyes.
 
charface

charface

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iamnobody said:
I'll just send you guys a link to it, and play it safe.


http://s23.postimg.org/bbnw8ym1n/I_love_you.jpg


The story here is that I told my Ex that I was going to get "I love you" tattooed, and she told me not to put words in her mouth. So after we broke up I did the tattoo (yes I did it myself and that's why it looks so bad) and sent her the picture.
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You should change it to r.i.u
Somehow
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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I did NOT read that article. My grand plans, was to find the best person for ME....not some made up version of me to attract a lawyer or some shit.

Living a lie...not a fun place to live.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Oh, and one of the DOUCHIEST things about this whole experience, my ex. He had recently become a new fb buddy after years off. And I posted the glorious dick pic chronicles there. Next day - he changed his "status" to this...

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What a twat. hahaha
 
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