Idea for making money, your thoughts?

[ClaytonBigsby]

While I was listening to NPR today they were talking about the immigration fiasco we have with all of the children coming from Central America and Mexico. We currently have 57,000 of them in custody. They came for the free money for life, the free healthcare for life, assisted living, drivers licenses without insurance, free education, etc. Even though they are illegal, we are giving them a trial that usually takes 2 years to hear. During that time, they are placed with relatives or foster homes. In the vast majority of hearings the children are actually granted asylum and get the free money, food, healthcare, etc for life.

Soooo, I;m thinking children all over the world would love the same opportunity, they just don't live close to our border. I want to take some ships to Africa and bring back some Africans. Like a coyote, only I will help them apply for all of the free handouts and charge a small percentage for life. Like ACN, I could get residuals for life and live like a king.

Investment money is kind of tight right now, so I am asking for donations. You know, Help the Children and all. Because gas for ships costs so much, I may have to hire some Mexicans (sweet irony, I know) to build some giant wooden ships. The African kids will have to row to save on gas, but they will get so much when they get here.

So, who's in?

 

[Singlemalt]

Set one of these up:

http://www.gofundme.com/

 

[MightyMike530]

I salute your endeavors....

now you just need a catchy name for the ship?!

 

[mr sunshine]

While I was listening to NPR today they were talking about the immigration fiasco we have with all of the children coming from Central America and Mexico. We currently have 57,000 of them in custody. They came for the free money for life, the free healthcare for life, assisted living, drivers licenses without insurance, free education, etc. Even though they are illegal, we are giving them a trial that usually takes 2 years to hear. During that time, they are placed with relatives or foster homes. In the vast majority of hearings the children are actually granted asylum and get the free money, food, healthcare, etc for life.

Soooo, I;m thinking children all over the world would love the same opportunity, they just don't live close to our border. I want to take some ships to Africa and bring back some Africans. Like a coyote, only I will help them apply for all of the free handouts and charge a small percentage for life. Like ACN, I could get residuals for life and live like a king.

Investment money is kind of tight right now, so I am asking for donations. You know, Help the Children and all. Because gas for ships costs so much, I may have to hire some Mexicans (sweet irony, I know) to build some giant wooden ships. The African kids will have to row to save on gas, but they will get so much when they get here.

So, who's in?

Your a little late brother the Mexicans have human trafficking on lock....Africa Asia russia!! Mexico moves weight and not just drugs!! Imo starting a cartel in Mexico is our only option.... we have to secure the border.. unless you wanna smuggle Cubans but that's kinda wak!

 

[sunni]

sell me?

 

[charface]

My bud has shipping containers we just need a chopper.

 

[racerboy71]

why not just use the africans to row the boats? isn't that in their dna?

and before anyone freaks out, such a joke. jesh...

 

[racerboy71]

sell me?

five dolla make you holla?

 

[charface]

 

[Red1966]

If I put up the money, what exactly is it I need you for?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

sell me?

What, what?!?!?!?

why not just use the africans to row the boats? isn't that in their dna?

and before anyone freaks out, such a joke. jesh...

I said that in the last paragraph. I may keep the best rowers on for future trips.

 

[charface]

If I put up the money, what exactly is it I need you for?

Connections.
And insurance.
wouldnt want any hoods messing with yer brakes

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

If I put up the money, what exactly is it I need you for?

Well, you're paying either way. You can give it to uncle sam to give to them, so they can give me my cut, or you can pay directly to me and get a small slice. Where's your vision?

 

[Singlemalt]

Here's an idea: put up some solar panels on the boat and a couple electric motors....just for looks; declare yourself a "Green" shipping and Freight Corp; the Feds will rain huge dinero on you.....then go "bankrupt" and nothing will happen to you. Been done quite successfully a few times

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Here's an idea: put up some solar panels on the boat and a couple electric motors....just for looks; declare yourself a "Green" shipping and Freight Corp; the Feds will rain huge dinero on you.....then go "bankrupt" and nothing will happen to you. Been done quite successfully a few times

THERE'S the entrpreneurial spirit!

 

[KLITE]

Spoke like a true american there!

Im well up for it mate. to be honest recently i played which beatle would you rather game and when asked which beatle would you rather start a clandestine situation with i though the bigsby and only the bigsby.

Man im know sooooooooooooo many refugees its not even funny. PM me if youre down for some occurrences.

 

[sunni]

@KLITE hiya darling how you doing sweet pea!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I think I'd enjoy this thread more if the boat was picking up the Mexicans and dropping them in Africa. Not my favourite people as late, fucking passport whores and wankers.

 

[sunni]

I think I'd enjoy this thread more if the boat was picking up the Mexicans and dropping them in Africa. Not my favourite people as late, fucking passport whores and wankers.

we could sell lahada shed sell for alot

 

[lahadaextranjera]

we could sell lahada shed sell for alot

Not really, my pure intrinsic value is just my weed!