While I was listening to NPR today they were talking about the immigration fiasco we have with all of the children coming from Central America and Mexico. We currently have 57,000 of them in custody. They came for the free money for life, the free healthcare for life, assisted living, drivers licenses without insurance, free education, etc. Even though they are illegal, we are giving them a trial that usually takes 2 years to hear. During that time, they are placed with relatives or foster homes. In the vast majority of hearings the children are actually granted asylum and get the free money, food, healthcare, etc for life.
Soooo, I;m thinking children all over the world would love the same opportunity, they just don't live close to our border. I want to take some ships to Africa and bring back some Africans. Like a coyote, only I will help them apply for all of the free handouts and charge a small percentage for life. Like ACN, I could get residuals for life and live like a king.
Investment money is kind of tight right now, so I am asking for donations. You know, Help the Children and all. Because gas for ships costs so much, I may have to hire some Mexicans (sweet irony, I know) to build some giant wooden ships. The African kids will have to row to save on gas, but they will get so much when they get here.
So, who's in?