BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

Twistyman

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Shit fdd, you just blew my mind...Thats Benny Hinn..Years ago a friend (who found God) asked me to go see that dude with him, so I did...I don't buy into religionor that cultish sort of stuff....So after the meal Benny starts his "routine"...At the end my friend asked me to go up for the blessing with him... I'm not religious at ALL, but I went up with him....As we're standing there I'm looking around and people are passing out, screaming and all kinds of bizarre shit....So when we get close I see Benny staring at me........ WTF..... So when we reach him he turns to me and says.. "you don't believe do you".... "no I said, not in the least", so he puts his hand on my head and starts the prayer/chant??....
Fuck, I wake up in 2 guys arms..I passed out or some shit...3 times he did it..I got up and said..this ain't religion..this is hypnotism or some sort of shit and I got the fuck out of there... That was VERY strange... Plus after that, I wake up one morning and he's splashing Holy water on me..... "get the fuck out dude" I told him and never spoke to him again..........
 

Twistyman

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On a brighter note...I woke up and Jamaica Joe is starting to get some red hairs....day 92 outside......Wooo Hooo !!!
 

Twistyman

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Hey Korvette, how they hanging... Next time you get up in the early morning to take a leak, smoke a doob then, then when you wake up again you're really high..
 
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