Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Mr. Bongwater]

the cop part is symbolic for thinkin a knock on your door when ur super baked is the cops but its really ur friend, not actually your friend dressing up like a cop lol

 

[ChingOwn]

So I have to eventually see my patient/friend again and make sure there are no mixed signals.

I love my husband, I love my baby, I love my life. I don't want to lose that over a primal attraction we sometimes have for eachother.

I like our relationship the way it is. Where we help eachother out, have some laughs and hang out as couples.

Sometimes when a girl is monologging I just kinda zone out and stare at her mouth and neck and thinking about doing nasty things to her and then I kinda start to get a boner all hot and shit and I like to think Im telepathically giving her the vibe and she is all horny to...Is that primal attraction...I hope so cause you know what they say

 

[abe supercro]

 

[charface]

I think we should be primal with whoever we want honestly.
But unfortunatly
life sux balls n whatnot.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I'm confused it all seemed innocent on your part till you soberly confessed to wanting his dick instead of your husband's pleasuring you....This story made me feel back stabbed I changed my mind don't tell your husband unless you want to lose him...u shouldn't hang out with this guy anymore...u guys obviously can't keep the relationship professional...





Edit....I'm sorry I sound so judgey..it's just my sober take on the situation! I need to smoke... I take it back a third time just tell him you didn't do anything anyway it will hurt his heart that your thinking of pleasuring another man when he's pleasuring you but it is what it is!!

My husband already knows he is attracted to me. we have been friends with him 10.5 years.

 

[mr sunshine]

My husband already knows he is attracted to me. we have been friends with him 10.5 years.

I just smoked some weed and realized this is no place for any of my opinions . Please excuse my next two posts they already happened.....it gets tricky when you go forward then reverse to fix the things that are already done...I feel like im from the future!!

 

[mr sunshine]

I think so many things soooooo many things I can't see a hot girl without looking it doesnt matter if my gfs around ..but I would never go up to a friends wife and be like ""hey I had a dream I was shoving my cock down your throat and busted all over your dds. It feels so real I just can't feel the Inside of you that's the only thing I wish I could change about the dream"" that's retarded... If I seen someone do that and they got the response you gave I would think he has no game and your easy.

 

[dangledo]

 

[mr sunshine]

I know your not a ho and I commend you for staying true to your life partner .. I know temptation is a mutherfucker again I'm sorry my opinion is so negative! Love you!!!!

 

[Yessica...]

I know your not a ho and again I'm sorry my opinion is so negative!

Have you been cheated on before?

I have - sometimes it sully's you.

But - I am under the impression now, that if my boyf (whom I love) cheats on me - then there was probably something else the matter to begin with, and we should probably break up. Oh - and I'd push him off a fucking cliff....hahaha

I HAVE cheated before - and I didn't like the sneaking around, I'll never do it again. (cheated on an old boyf YEARS AGO - who was a fucking tool).

I would NOT cheat now.

And @Flaming Pie DIDN'T cheat on her man either.

Being attracted to other people, and having fantasies - is NOT cheating.

Acting on it, and sneaking around, and sexting, and sending naughty pictures, and writing word porn and FUCKING - is cheating.

Fantasies - NOT.

Because if every time you imagined yourself banging someone else you were then considered a cheater....well you get it....everyone does it (thinks about it).

And those who say they don't, not ever, either have the WORST IMAGINATION EVER...

Or they are big fat liars.

In my OpIniOn...

 

[charface]

I cheated a bunch when I was younger.
got in lots of trouble.
what i learned is the fantasy is often better than reality.
like in my fantasies bitches hardly ever tellme of their woes.

 

[charface]

Like sometimes I fantasize im a big toad
and a monkey finds me and well.
you know

 

[Yessica...]

Like sometimes I fantasize im a big toad
and a monkey finds me and well.
you know

That toad was ASKING FOR IT!

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Garden Boss]

I support my local buds...

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Sometimes when a girl is monologging I just kinda zone out and stare at her mouth and neck and thinking about doing nasty things to her and then I kinda start to get a boner all hot and shit and I like to think Im telepathically giving her the vibe and she is all horny to...Is that primal attraction...I hope so cause you know what they say

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

strong indicas have me like

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

laborder retrievers are fucking awesome. fuck cats

 

[charface]

laborder retrievers are fucking awesome. fuck cats

Especially if you love slobbery tennis balls.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Especially if you love slobbery tennis balls.

lol but they're awesome dogs, really smart and known for protecting their owners and warning them when they get a sense of danger