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[mahlye]

oh I missed that. then good job, dfunk. sorry

 

[mjetta]

Its because you aint treatin the pussy right ,, you play with it , you lick it and suck it till they cum a few times . then fuck them a few different ways . let them cum a few more times ,, and there will be no fighting , cause you would "BE THE MAN "

its hard to when you harbor so much bitterness towards that person

If you keep a woman happy in the bedroom she will forget about what she was bitching about ... women LOVE attention . GIVE IT TO THEM.. take a solid 3 hrs and make them feel like melted butter when your done ..... They wont bitch as much... try it ....

i know man, thanks for the advice

 

[ceestyle]

I like how he admitted that it's not the first time he burned himself out.

classic.

so much love around here. ... i didn't really mean to whine, but i know that's how it came out. no more, promise.

 

[Tokey Tokey Bear]

how is everyone this evening?

 

[Stoney McFried]

Three hours? I got shit to DO.

If you keep a woman happy in the bedroom she will forget about what she was bitching about ... women LOVE attention . GIVE IT TO THEM.. take a solid 3 hrs and make them feel like melted butter when your done ..... They wont bitch as much... try it ....

 

[AnitaNuggs]

helloooo stoney mcfried!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Hello anita, whats up?

 

[AnitaNuggs]

chillin stoned.. haha
nothing better.
you?

 

[Stoney McFried]

Just got on cuz the old man got home...gave him his supper, he's got the munchkin, and I'm checking messages.Whee.

 

[AnitaNuggs]

haha thats the life,

who;s stoned?!?

 

[Stoney McFried]

Not me. I prefer to be stoned where noone asks me to get them stuff.

 

[AnitaNuggs]

haha yea. or wait to get smoked out by every1

 

[Stoney McFried]

I usually have my own if I'm going somewhere...share and share alike.

 

[AnitaNuggs]

yes. when i'm drunk i share with every1 and their mothers.

 

[Stoney McFried]

LOL....I don't really party anymore. I'm a hermit now.

yes. when i'm drunk i share with every1 and their mothers.

 

[AnitaNuggs]

yes... very rarely do i go out also...
mostly just get drunk at home and smoke myself out LOL

 

[Stoney McFried]

The very last time I got drunk, a friend I hadnt seen in a long time kept buying me shots of tequila, jack, some beer...and then she went and got me three HUGE fucking glasses of Yaeger...I could only finish about one and a half....then, I don't remember this, but I came home, laid on the floor, puked in my hair, covered it with a towel and laid face down till morning.The cats were trying to eat my puke cuz I had roast beef the night before.Thank goodness I didnt shit myself, as some folks do.I will never get drunk again.

yes... very rarely do i go out also...
mostly just get drunk at home and smoke myself out LOL

 

[mahlye]

I just randomly made a breakfast burrito with eggs and cheese. never before in my life have I been able to do this nor have I even thought of making one before. i just did it and it tasted remarkable

 

[Tokey Tokey Bear]

ive started going out recently... especially being in a band now =] soon ill be playing and getting fucked up for 12 hours straight, including a keg after our practice session HA

 

[Tokey Tokey Bear]

HA BREAKFAST BURRITO... im so baked and that sounds so sexily awesome