Your best sex advice...

[Magic Mike]

liberally lubricate pinworm

 

[insidagain]

Smells like trout...

 

[anzohaze]

Dont abort kids
nut in butt

 

[anzohaze]

Use a road cone to stretch the desired hole to massive dimensions.

road cones are to bendable
I asked my gf if i could get her one she said fuck no... One of my fantasies is to fist a girl. I have big hands so my gf says if i can find a girl to let me fist her.my gf will watch amd i can do it lol. But talking to a girl to ask will he the problems lol

 

[WHODAT@THADOR]

Use the shocker

 

[Diabolical666]

Use a road cone to stretch the desired hole to massive dimensions.

You say the most romantic things

 

[WHODAT@THADOR]

road cones are to bendable
I asked my gf if i could get her one she said fuck no... One of my fantasies is to fist a girl. I have big hands so my gf says if i can find a girl to let me fist her.my gf will watch amd i can do it lol. But talking to a girl to ask will he the problems lol

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[bu$hleaguer]

You say the most romantic things

Thanks I'm not here for love though, I'm a pretty romantic guy with my lady. I'm just here for the dick pics and for weed growing.

 

[WHATFG]

And the rules were three words or less...I guess it sort of made it to page 2... Carrying on

Use a condom...

 

[abe supercro]

Find fourth opening!

 

[Indagrow]

Take your lover by the hand and do it in da butt

 

[mr sunshine]

My advice would be to slow down and enjoy it!

 

[racerboy71]

lick pearl tongue

 

[curious2garden]

 

[vro]

masturbating is way better than sex

 

[oldtimer54]

Stay a virgin!

 

[theexpress]

in three words or less.

She goes first.

Your turn.

never wear a condom...

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Take Your Time

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[Granny weed]

Don't bother have a cup of tea instead.