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Magic Mike

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Dec 5, 2014

• #21

liberally lubricate pinworm

 

insidagain

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Dec 5, 2014

• #22

Smells like trout...

 

A

anzohaze

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Dec 5, 2014

• #23

Dont abort kids
nut in butt

 

A

anzohaze

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Dec 5, 2014

• #24

bu$hleaguer said:

Use a road cone to stretch the desired hole to massive dimensions.

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road cones are to bendable
I asked my gf if i could get her one she said fuck no... One of my fantasies is to fist a girl. I have big hands so my gf says if i can find a girl to let me fist her.my gf will watch amd i can do it lol. But talking to a girl to ask will he the problems lol

 

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WHODAT@THADOR

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Dec 5, 2014

• #25

Use the shocker

 

Diabolical666

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Dec 5, 2014

• #26

bu$hleaguer said:

Use a road cone to stretch the desired hole to massive dimensions.

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You say the most romantic things

 

WHODAT@THADOR

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Dec 5, 2014

• #27

anzohaze said:

road cones are to bendable
I asked my gf if i could get her one she said fuck no... One of my fantasies is to fist a girl. I have big hands so my gf says if i can find a girl to let me fist her.my gf will watch amd i can do it lol. But talking to a girl to ask will he the problems lol

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Diabolical666

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Dec 5, 2014

• #28

 

bu$hleaguer

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Dec 5, 2014

• #29

Diabolical666 said:

You say the most romantic things

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Thanks I'm not here for love though, I'm a pretty romantic guy with my lady. I'm just here for the dick pics and for weed growing.

 

WHATFG

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Dec 5, 2014

• #30

And the rules were three words or less...I guess it sort of made it to page 2... Carrying on

Use a condom...

 

abe supercro

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Dec 5, 2014

• #31

Find fourth opening!

 

Indagrow

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Dec 5, 2014

• #32

Take your lover by the hand and do it in da butt

 

mr sunshine

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Dec 5, 2014

• #33

My advice would be to slow down and enjoy it!

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

Dec 5, 2014

• #34

lick pearl tongue

 

curious2garden

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Staff member

Dec 5, 2014

• #35

 

vro

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Dec 5, 2014

• #36

masturbating is way better than sex

 

oldtimer54

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Dec 5, 2014

• #37

Stay a virgin!

 

theexpress

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Dec 5, 2014

• #38

WHATFG said:

in three words or less.

She goes first.

Your turn.

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never wear a condom...

 

ASMALLVOICE

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Dec 5, 2014

• #39

Take Your Time

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

Granny weed

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Dec 5, 2014

• #40

Don't bother have a cup of tea instead.