the most fucked up shit you found on accident

[bu$hleaguer]

A while ago when @Pinworm was missing in action I found something really fucked up...

His sister:

I'd fuck her.

 

[chuck estevez]

A while ago when @Pinworm was missing in action I found something really fucked up...

His sister:

 

[Sativied]

I'd fuck her.

How about this one?

 

[daedalux]

 

[bu$hleaguer]

How about this one?

I actually think I'd pass on this thing. Although the second mouth to suck on my nutsack would be a plus.

 

[dangledo]

 

[chuck estevez]

^^^^^^not even going to click that

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Hahahahaha look at those balls

 

[mainliner]

lol u lot r sick man

 

[dangledo]

^^^^^^not even going to click that

you really should see it. its not what you might be thinking.

 

[mainliner]

forward to 1.00 and then to 2.16 !!

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

On accident? Probably the guy that had his brain kicked out or the dude that got .357 slugs point blank to the chest.

 

[Milovan]

A dude I know who's now a surgeon used to beat off in college and blow his loads into a mason jar and save it. I don't know why, but his plan backfired when he spilled a years worth of loads on himself and all over his bed in his dorm room. Whoops.

Same here when I was a kid but the jar was full of boogers!

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[HoLE]

when I was in grade 6 a guy two buildings over at a party did a handstand,,,on the 18th floor balcony,,,,well he lost it and splattered 3 stories up the building when he hit the parking lot,,couple days later on lunch me and my buddy found a piece of his skull and brought it to school,,,cops came and took it but not before I showed it off to a bunch of people

Keep on Growin

HoLE

 

[panhead]

lol i remember that

u still shoulda put it in the lucky charms or the coffee pot lmao

Haha or how bout his grand fathers shaving cup

Ya know the part of all that ive thought about for yrs was he had a big ole butt plug 40 yrs ago , ya couldnt just pick that shit up any ole place like now days , back then you had to send in personal checks to " Bobs Ass Blasters & Butt Plugs " , then you got a big ole wiggly plain brown wrapper package in the mail , the bank & mailman had to know he was an ass master

Did you ever see that movie lock stock & 2 smokin barrels where they talk about scamming closet queens ?

The scam was they'd take out an ad in the filthiest gay porn mag advertising the latest & greatest ass tickler butt plug & have buyers send their checks to " Bobs Widgets " so it'd be discrete .

Then they'd send the buyers a letter saying the butt plugs were out of stock & send them a refund check from Ass Lickers & Dick Suckers fan club knowing NOBODY would deposit the check in their bank account , its actually flawless

 

[BarnBuster]

Haha or how bout his grand fathers shaving cup

Ya know the part of all that ive thought about for yrs was he had a big ole butt plug 40 yrs ago , ya couldnt just pick that shit up any ole place like now days , back then you had to send in personal checks to " Bobs Ass Blasters & Butt Plugs " , then you got a big ole wiggly plain brown wrapper package in the mail , the bank & mailman had to know he was an ass master

Did you ever see that movie lock stock & 2 smokin barrels where they talk about scamming closet queens ?

The scam was they'd take out an ad in the filthiest gay porn mag advertising the latest & greatest ass tickler butt plug & have buyers send their checks to " Bobs Widgets " so it'd be discrete .

Then they'd send the buyers a letter saying the butt plugs were out of stock & send them a refund check from Ass Lickers & Dick Suckers fan club knowing NOBODY would deposit the check in their bank account , its actually flawless

and whatever the old toys were made out of was not resistant to baby oil and chunks would break off in whatever....err.. so I've been told.

 

[panhead]

I actually think I'd pass on this thing. Although the second mouth to suck on my nutsack would be a plus.

If she was really good she'd take the shaft & balls into her face hole & use her neck tongue to slather up the bung hole That would curl your toes !

 

[dangledo]

 

[daedalux]

I want to like this twice.

 

[dangledo]

I want to like this twice.

check out the guys channel, he has a bunch of videos