Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[tytheguy111]

Sorry about that. I'll make sure to eat a lot more pineapple before I make the next batch.

Thanks for the care and compassion man

Its supposed to be lemon flavored but its just gelatin and seamen and these male nurses look like nancy boys who don't pre taste there own jizz before they use it for cooking purposes

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I'm nursing one as well. Went to a funeral yesterday. Family gathering afterwards. All of us cousins went to the bar after. Had a good time. First time going out with any of them (all live out of state)

Have you tried this stuff? Target has it around here. Your erection will smell of orange peels. The cedar wood is nice as well.

Whazzat? Lube for the common man?

 

[Yessica...]

Thanks for the care and compassion man

Its supposed to be lemon flavored but its just gelatin and seamen and these male nurses look like nancy boys who don't pre taste there own jizz before they use it for cooking purposes

Are you really in the Hospital?

Or "IN hospital", which may or may not be the proper way to say that, but it still pisses me off when it's said.

Anywho - hope you're ok man!

 

[Gary Goodson]

Don't y'all hate it when you're at a friend/family members house and something comes up missing? They're looking for said item frantically and now everyone is a suspect. At some point you'll even start to suspect yourself when they aren't around you slide you hands down your lap just to check if it was in your pockets... of course it's not, but now you feel like FUCK YOU for making me question myself you BITCH!

 

[Yessica...]

Fuck fuck motherfuckin fuck.

I have 1 fucking blazer, for fancy business-jerk times. I was TOTES planning on wearing that to my job interview, and it is fucking MIA.

I've looked in every closet, drawer, and suitcase I can think of.

I'm giving up, no blazer, I'll find something else.

But - I don't really know because this is the most business-jerk interview I have ever gone to. Are lady blazers standard?

Dude, do you even blazer?

 

[Gary Goodson]

Fuck fuck motherfuckin fuck.

I have 1 fucking blazer, for fancy business-jerk times. I was TOTES planning on wearing that to my job interview, and it is fucking MIA.

I've looked in every closet, drawer, and suitcase I can think of.

I'm giving up, no blazer, I'll find something else.

But - I don't really know because this is the most business-jerk interview I have ever gone to. Are lady blazers standard?

Dude, do you even blazer?

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Just show up to the interview with your dick hanging out and no one will ever notice you're not wearing a blazer

 

[Yessica...]

Just show up to the interview with your dick hanging out and no one will ever notice you're not wearing a blazer

Can I borrow some dick?

I'm lacking...

 

[Gary Goodson]

Can I borrow some dick?

I'm lacking...

Oh you? You can borrow all the D you can handle

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Its supposed to be lemon flavored but its just gelatin and seamen and these male nurses look like nancy boys who don't pre taste there own jizz before they use it for cooking purposes

 

[tytheguy111]

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Yeah I pre jacked several times writing that

 

[Fungus Gnat]

http://i.imgur.com/ivu7txP.gifv

 

[tytheguy111]

Are you really in the Hospital?

Or "IN hospital", which may or may not be the proper way to say that, but it still pisses me off when it's said.

Anywho - hope you're ok man!

Yeah I'm in the hospital I fucked up and got thrown down I messed my teeth and split my left hand knuckle also they found out I had a small tare in my right lung when they Xrayed my ribs

They don't allow RIU on there wifi network

Or Netflix :/ fucking sucks so im only able to watch netflix with my data and twi episodes of trailer park boys is like 500mb


The worse thing out of it all it I have poison oak all on my right arm so I can't scratch it :,(

Sorry my whine knob is on "off" from now on im lucky so there no point in being a downer

 

[Grandpapy]

Yeah I'm in the hospital I fucked up and got thrown down I messed my teeth and split my left hand knuckle also they found out I had a small tare in my right lung when they Xrayed my ribs

They don't allow RIU on there wifi network

Or Netflix :/ fucking sucks so im only able to watch netflix with my data and twi episodes of trailer park boys is like 500mb


The worse thing out of it all it I have poison oak all on my right arm so I can't scratch it :,(

Sorry my whine knob is on "off" from now on im lucky so there no point in being a downer

I'll chew off my nails in support. I wouldn't wish that on anybody!

 

[Yessica...]

Yeah I'm in the hospital I fucked up and got thrown down I messed my teeth and split my left hand knuckle also they found out I had a small tare in my right lung when they Xrayed my ribs

They don't allow RIU on there wifi network

Or Netflix :/ fucking sucks so im only able to watch netflix with my data and twi episodes of trailer park boys is like 500mb


The worse thing out of it all it I have poison oak all on my right arm so I can't scratch it :,(

Sorry my whine knob is on "off" from now on im lucky so there no point in being a downer

Awwwwww, thinking of you son.

 

[Pinworm]

Anybody else watch the 4 leaked Game of Thrones episodes? I just finished them and am already fiending for another one. Steal them here:

https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11811760/Game_Of_Thrones_s05e01_2_3_4_Xclusive_[Bubanee]

 

[Yessica...]

Anybody else watch the 4 leaked Game of Thrones episodes? I just finished them and am already fiending for another one. Steal them here:

https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11811760/Game_Of_Thrones_s05e01_2_3_4_Xclusive_[Bubanee]

HOLY FUCK! I didn't think that was real! I just downloaded the first one!

They still up? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck - I missed out!!!!

EDIT: Still there! My Nerd boner is pulsating...

 

[Yessica...]

I love her...

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[coloradolivin]

Anybody else watch the 4 leaked Game of Thrones episodes? I just finished them and am already fiending for another one. Steal them here:

https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11811760/Game_Of_Thrones_s05e01_2_3_4_Xclusive_[Bubanee]

I don't consider them leaked because this is an obvious marketing ploy by HBO

think about it, If you had the raw file, why would you turn it into a shitty 480p rip and not the highest quality possible?

This is just like in 2007 when Aqua teen hunger force came out with a movie. they hyped up for weeks that they would be showing the whole film on adult swim for free

but when the time came it was just a mostly black screen with a 4x4inch low res version of the movie playing in the center. lol

 

[Pinworm]

I don't consider them leaked because this is an obvious marketing ploy by HBO

think about it, If you had the raw file, why would you turn it into a shitty 480p rip and not the highest quality possible?

This is just like in 2007 when Aqua teen hunger force came out with a movie. they hyped up for weeks that they would be showing the whole film on adult swim for free

but when the time came it was just a mostly black screen with a 4x4inch low res version of the movie playing in the center. lol

http://money.cnn.com/2015/04/14/media/periscope-game-of-thrones-hbo/index.html