HPV app

[mnbvcxza]

Hahahaha

Good one!

wasnt that funny, but i'll take the credit

 

[Yessica...]

wasnt that funny, but i'll take the credit

It was funny because my girlfriend on tinder in small town Manitoba only uses it in other cities.

I told her to make a fake account with pictures of a pretty girl. And if she likes a guy, then she will reveal the secret. She's actually SMOKIN HOT!

she called it "catfishing" someone. So I thought you comment was particularly situationally relevant

 

[mnbvcxza]

It was funny because my girlfriend on tinder in small town Manitoba only uses it in other cities.

I told her to make a fake account with pictures of a pretty girl. And if she likes a guy, then she will reveal the secret. She's actually SMOKIN HOT!

she called it "catfishing" someone. So I thought you comment was particularly situationally relevant

please don't talk to me.

 

[Yessica...]

please don't talk to me.

 

[Yessica...]

Just installed an update and they got rid of the "moments".

Lazy fucks!

They were my favourite. This is some buuuuuuullshit...

 

[Metasynth]

Damn Yessica, sorry to hear about your genital warts.

 

[Yessica...]

Damn Yessica, sorry to hear about your genital warts.

Oh no, I don't have them.

But there have been "studies" apparently. And everyone has that shit.

9/10

And if you have Sex in this day and age, you will get HPV.

Hahaha

So apparently you hVe it to.

Then I wished to change the title of the thread and a wizard named @GreatwhiteNorth granted said wish.

I guess I'm just being a bit of a dink. Haha.

 

[abe supercro]

please don't talk to me.

you've been nominated for a geniality award mainy.

 

[Yessica...]

you've been nominated for a geniality award mainy.

Did we get a ruling, for sure him?

I know there was a period where everyone and their fucking mother was doing the whole sock puppet thing and pretending to be that dude

How they hanging hot stuff?

 

[Pinworm]

I farted in line at the gas station this morning and almost shit my pants.

 

[abe supercro]

can't be 10o percent, but i think it's the guy with blue eyes from auto-heaven.

 

[Yessica...]

can't be 10o percent, but i think it's the guy with blue eyes from auto-heaven.

I don't know what auto heaven is...

The one with the abs that was a fake person?

Well, real model I'm sure. Definitely not single and looking in Thunder Bay though.

Got my first spam tonight too. Some chick linked to porn and "get laid singles near you" bollox.

Oh wait - what are we talking about? I already forgot I was asking about Mainliner. Haha. I don't give many fucks about that guy...

 

[Pinworm]

can't be 10o percent, but i think it's the guy with blue eyes from auto-heaven.

I know that guy. His wife owes me several hundred dollars. PM when you get a second.

 

[abe supercro]

guess he's some kind of master gro'r specializing in autos. here the link to his current grow: http://rollitup.org/t/maybe-an-auto-grow-of-some-seeds-iv-no-idea-what.887685/

 

[Yessica...]

guess he's some kind of master gro'r specializing in autos. here the link to his current grow: http://rollitup.org/t/maybe-an-auto-grow-of-some-seeds-iv-no-idea-what.887685/

I don’t even know what any of that means…

 

[mnbvcxza]

hello, i am new, how r u ?

 

[Yessica...]

hello, i am new, how r u ?

Sup. So you're itching to get banned again eh? Haha

 

[ebgood]

hello, i am new, how r u ?

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

I farted in line at the gas station this morning and almost shit my pants.

Pinny thats a shart, i learned this new terminology while watching the babysitter with joanh wtf ever his name is...minivan scene where the little girl in the princess outfit straight blows up the minivan with a righteous shart...
ut oh guys...................i sharted!

 

[Yessica...]

I found him!

He's wonderful!

Bye bye Tinder...you worked!