Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[srh88]

Drinking usually leads to sex.

 

[Aeroknow]

Maybe he was just gonna go grab a beer with his new homie?

We'll never know

 

[abe supercro]

Regardless, its a gorilla. Of course they had to shoot it. Im surprised they dont have snipers at the ready. Its a fucking gorilla for God's sake. maybe in the future it should be wearing a shock collar that's strong enough to knock it out.

Tbh, I think the gorilla is far more valuable than some snot nosed shitball climbing zoo kid.

 

[mr sunshine]

Don't worry, if any of you drunk fucks fall into a gorilla pit, and I happened to be there with a gun, I'll shoot it. Fast. I wont think about it or wounder if hes really trying to protect you or not. Ill just save your life.

 

[Gary Goodson]

When I first heard that they killed the gorilla, I was a little concerned for my sister in law.



Ooohhhh burn

 

[Aeroknow]

Don't worry, if any of you drunk fucks fall into a gorilla pit, and I happened to be there with a gun, I'll shoot it. Fast. I wont think about it or wounder if hes really trying to protect you or not. Ill just save your life.

True dat here also

 

[mr sunshine]

Tbh, I think the gorilla is far more valuable than some snot nosed shitball climbing zoo kid.

Probably, but we gotta stick together.

 

[curious2garden]

Tbh, I think the gorilla is far more valuable than some snot nosed shitball climbing zoo kid.

Doesn't that depend on the rarity of the primate?

 

[Aeroknow]

I will choose the hominid all god damn mother fucking day.




Stupid ass hominid kid!!!!!!!
So fucking sad

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[Aeroknow]

I trimmed some where around 2lb's while watching the planet of apes marathon yesterday.

 

[Aeroknow]

 

[BarnBuster]

lots of worldwide zoo primate department and legal meetings this week i'll bet

 

[Aeroknow]

 

[neosapien]

According to my homeboy Jack Hanna, that gorilla would've definitely killed that child.

 

[Elwood Diggler]

Stupid ass kid!

a 4 yr old? i blame the mom. shooter had no choice. shitty thing no doubt

 

[Elwood Diggler]

If they had the shot to kill him, couldn't they have just use a powerful tranquilizer instead? Even it they hit the boy with the tranq, all that would've happened is when he got older, he'd be here on RIU with the rest of us drug addicts.

i was thinking the same thing other than it takes a minute for it to work and who knows how the gorilla would have reacted. too bad they couldn't have tranqed him and have a shooter with a bead on him.

looked to me like he was protecting the kid. mom should be in jail. way too many dumbfucks out there not watching their damn kids

shitty deal

 

[ebgood]

 

[neosapien]

 

[ebgood]

all im sayin is, i dont think mighty joe young woulda went out like that

 

[dannyboy602]