I would apply a generous dressing of milk and fruit loops, that should fix it right up...
Does it smell minty, becaue that seems like it would be soothing.Until pro help shows, this cream might contain the situation.
Fruit Loops to dull the pain and milk to wash it away?
I'm told it smells MANty
I'll wager the loops are a guideline to the affected area "heal into this shape"
Something like that. Save the run-off, I think you can reuse it. Not sure, though, I'm no doctor...
Well I have been trying to get a good look at it in the mirror but I just cant get a good angle, maybe we can get a group of people together over in TC later and I can try and take guidance from those who can see on the webcam
I dont see any reasons why it couldn't be reused should still be edible.
I am and yes you can, don't call me in the f'n mornin' either.
Nice! Segue into the philosophy of weights and measures. Metaphysical even, was it the mass of said shit or the volume of said shit that tore said gooch? Very deep Inda, +rep
Could have fooled me with all the great advice your tossing around for the man with a somewhat painful sounding rectal issue .....
Put the mirror on the floor and get and elderly neighbor ....then assume the sumo wrestling fight stance and look at the mirror ....
It was so fucking big that I named the turd sir cumference. dont try to fool me with educated mass volume words it was the diameter x length of the mother fucker extended dilation of the bung hole, and it is really itchy to
why cant the neighbor just look directly at my gooch ? Oh I guess I can just get the cell down there and take a snap hang on...
