Random Jabber Jibber thread

curious2garden

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I did that AncestryDNA thing. 4% Caucasus, with genetic hits in Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, Turkey, and Afghanistan? What the fuuuuuuck?

And where did 9% Italian come from?
There's always Italian in there, usually Sicillian, you get your weapon handling from that. Now, bad boy for PAYING the guvmint to give them your DNA, go back to sleep sweetie!
 

Olive Drab Green

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There's always Italian in there, usually Sicillian, you get your weapon handling from that. Now, bad boy for PAYING the guvmint to give them your DNA, go back to sleep sweetie!
They have my DNA on file anyway. The Army takes it, so I'm already fucked. You're probably right, though. They're likely watching me, scratching their chin wondering what I'm going to do next.
 
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