Random Jabber Jibber thread

[cannabineer]

No.. complete weird Jerry Springer situation. He's cool but creepy. He was her grandma's husband. He's in his 50s. She's a couple years younger than me.. like 25. It's like too weird. I couldn't even make this shit up lol

I still think you should obtain his Goodson's CHC index. For science.

 

[srh88]

I still think you should obtain his Goodson's CHC index. For science.

Lol

 

[curious2garden]

you going to do the 23andme w/ the health screening too? I've been thinking about that not so much for the ancestry part as the health portion.

They are uncomfortably close to the government for me to do that. Further I doubt their accuracy. I just had genetic testing done for cancer alleles and Cedars Sinai drew blood stating initially saliva is not accurate enough.

 

[curious2garden]

I still think you should obtain his Goodson's CHC index. For science.

What's a CHC index?

 

[curious2garden]

++rep you just summed up @cannabineer's dad's life.

 

[cannabineer]

What's a CHC index?

Cock Holster Capacity, usually a small integer

 

[Singlemalt]

No.. complete weird Jerry Springer situation. He's cool but creepy. He was her grandma's husband. He's in his 50s. She's a couple years younger than me.. like 25. It's like too weird. I couldn't even make this shit up lol

Nice. C'mon brah, let that inner Sicilian out to play; some twisted chaos is always fun

 

[BarnBuster]

They are uncomfortably close to the government for me to do that. Further I doubt their accuracy. I just had genetic testing done for cancer alleles and Cedars Sinai drew blood stating initially saliva is not accurate enough.

ok, my question is, if they use your DNA to determine this, won't all DNA results be the same no matter how or where the sample is collected from or is there more to it than this? I don't understand the accuracy portion of it as I thought it would all be the same, but WTFDIK

edit: then another part of this is taking the data from say 23andme and downloading to this site;
https://www.promethease.com/ondemandagreed , for more info

 

[curious2garden]

ok, my question is, if they use your DNA to determine this, won't all DNA results be the same no matter how or where the sample is collected from or is there more to it than this? I don't understand the accuracy portion of it as I thought it would all be the same, but WTFDIK

These companies do not do a full sequencing. They look at SNPs (Single-nucleotide polymorphism), and there is still disagreement on which SNPs correlate to which disease and there is still research finding deviations of interest.

Sample collection, among other lab errors is a cause of laboratory inaccuracy, there is a far lower risk of contamination when blood is drawn in a professional lab vs saliva collection at home.

 

[UncleBuck]

some asshole stole my car stereo overnight. and my registration, for some reason.

 

[curious2garden]

some asshole stole my car stereo overnight. and my registration, for some reason.

So sorry, obviously someone else hates dealing with the DMV as badly as I do. Do you guys have tags on your plates for the year? If so check to see if they stole those as well, shit or your entire plates?!

 

[Chunky Stool]

Dan Balz???
LOL

And what's up with that creepy guy in the reflection?

 

[curious2garden]

Dan Balz???
LOL

And what's up with that creepy guy in the reflection?
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Damn @Gary Goodson better get crackin' on copyrighting Des Nutz or it maybe to late

 

[UncleBuck]

i haven't had sex in 7 months.

 

[neosapien]

i haven't had sex in 7 months.

Maybe this will cheer you up...

 

[cannabineer]

Maybe this will cheer you up...

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After 7 months I think UB will fap to any of those

 

[see4]

Good to see you around (no pun intended this time).
Long time.

Thanks GWN, good to see you as well. Hows huntin' been?

 

[see4]

some asshole stole my car stereo overnight. and my registration, for some reason.

from your driveway? your street seemed pretty safe to me..

 

[see4]

i haven't had sex in 7 months.

ouch dude. my girl is pregnant and I still tax that ass.

 

[tyler.durden]

ouch dude. my girl is pregnant and I still tax that ass.

I bet you're not married...