Trichometry101
Well-Known Member
If I find a good way to take video of this as it happens, will people even care? Will they take the time to evaluate the decorative bullshit they contaminate their crops with?
I have seen this with so many hydroponic crops, in conjunction with simple sugar displacement posing as resin. The buds in question are fully extracted, the molasses dissolved, followed quickly by the resin, yet frost still stands. Hard, fibrous heavy imitation trichs.
From some crops they are easily to collect as they cling to the extraction vessel, due to some unnatural sticky nature of some samples (consistency within producer, not within genetics) Analysis shows these to be mutated natural formations, trichomes, but not resin bearing. They are defensive trichomes mutated from the exposure to commercial Arbor hormones.
As far as I'm concerned, you can divide today's "frost" into 3 categories. As presented, after the molasses is vaped off, and after the resin washed. Warm water does not remove trichs. Thermal solvent or mechanical extraction should remove all remaining frost, the actual resin. What remains consistently presents itself to the naked eye as resin in commercial hydroponic crops. Neither dissolved by heat/solvent or passing a series of sifts reveal any resinous properties. Microscopically they appear as multi cell strands.
Which one of these stages represents positive aspects of medicine? The presented frost? The leftovers? No. Only the 2nd extraction, and ONLY if the first extraction and latter remnants yield nothing. How much bud purchased from dispensaries yields either a measurable sugar extraction or a fuzzy fake-trich leftover? About half. The half that burns up twice as quick "where'd my 8th go?" and got you way less high than you expected.
I already know the answer to my original question is no. Thats why I don't fuck with the internet generation. They will eat doggy poo to get on tv. And gold foil makes everything better as long as enough people see it. Spend all day lying about Internet cred. Begging for clones and renaming them. Morals mean jack shit to everyone reading this, everyone with a heart is dead or dying. You 1% don't matter. I dont matter to the Mmj program. A 1%er. The one guy who needs clean weed and doesn't have grow rights, or a moral mmj grower within 100 miles. Fake frost. Because looks sell. Just think how disgusting it is, how Cannabis has been taken advantage of by companies who know what good weed looks like.
Just like the maker of Terpenez® knows people talk about lemon pinesol bud on the net. Any rookie toker googling their nasty tasting fake Terpenez® weed will think it's legit. Nute companies arent good at weed. They are good at finding suckers whos extent of knowledge involves a checklist. Shit is not even close,but so many to take advantage of. It smells like lemon cleaner. It might be lemon cleaner but go ahead and check it off anyway. It's funner to pretend you got dank,when you ain't sick and needing medicinal grade. I know I ain't the first to notice frosty ass buds with low extract yields.. They playin pretend out here.
If anyone reading this has a heart, a 1%er, they sure as shit isn't growing weed for dispensaries,where the frostiest bud yields the least thc and the extent of weed flavor is the flavored nutes they choose..
I have seen this with so many hydroponic crops, in conjunction with simple sugar displacement posing as resin. The buds in question are fully extracted, the molasses dissolved, followed quickly by the resin, yet frost still stands. Hard, fibrous heavy imitation trichs.
From some crops they are easily to collect as they cling to the extraction vessel, due to some unnatural sticky nature of some samples (consistency within producer, not within genetics) Analysis shows these to be mutated natural formations, trichomes, but not resin bearing. They are defensive trichomes mutated from the exposure to commercial Arbor hormones.
As far as I'm concerned, you can divide today's "frost" into 3 categories. As presented, after the molasses is vaped off, and after the resin washed. Warm water does not remove trichs. Thermal solvent or mechanical extraction should remove all remaining frost, the actual resin. What remains consistently presents itself to the naked eye as resin in commercial hydroponic crops. Neither dissolved by heat/solvent or passing a series of sifts reveal any resinous properties. Microscopically they appear as multi cell strands.
Which one of these stages represents positive aspects of medicine? The presented frost? The leftovers? No. Only the 2nd extraction, and ONLY if the first extraction and latter remnants yield nothing. How much bud purchased from dispensaries yields either a measurable sugar extraction or a fuzzy fake-trich leftover? About half. The half that burns up twice as quick "where'd my 8th go?" and got you way less high than you expected.
I already know the answer to my original question is no. Thats why I don't fuck with the internet generation. They will eat doggy poo to get on tv. And gold foil makes everything better as long as enough people see it. Spend all day lying about Internet cred. Begging for clones and renaming them. Morals mean jack shit to everyone reading this, everyone with a heart is dead or dying. You 1% don't matter. I dont matter to the Mmj program. A 1%er. The one guy who needs clean weed and doesn't have grow rights, or a moral mmj grower within 100 miles. Fake frost. Because looks sell. Just think how disgusting it is, how Cannabis has been taken advantage of by companies who know what good weed looks like.
Just like the maker of Terpenez® knows people talk about lemon pinesol bud on the net. Any rookie toker googling their nasty tasting fake Terpenez® weed will think it's legit. Nute companies arent good at weed. They are good at finding suckers whos extent of knowledge involves a checklist. Shit is not even close,but so many to take advantage of. It smells like lemon cleaner. It might be lemon cleaner but go ahead and check it off anyway. It's funner to pretend you got dank,when you ain't sick and needing medicinal grade. I know I ain't the first to notice frosty ass buds with low extract yields.. They playin pretend out here.
If anyone reading this has a heart, a 1%er, they sure as shit isn't growing weed for dispensaries,where the frostiest bud yields the least thc and the extent of weed flavor is the flavored nutes they choose..
