Somatek
Well-Known Member
Any try code red over the classic dew? I hear it brings out more colour & also selectively kills pathogens. That's why it's called CODE (secret) Red (red = dead). I have it on the best authority that it was a secret project by a couple genius pot activist scientist that infiltrated Dew HQ, sold the whole "one taste is outdated" concept as a cover for improving the dew. Which as we all know was accidentally the best grow additive ever. Unfortunately gov conspiracies to create a monopoly have suppressed the secret, shortly after killing our hero's of course because you need at least one assassination/attempted assassination in any real conspiracy.