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[korvette1977]

Morning wood is Good ....

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Unless there's no lumberjill around, then you're in for a morning exercise.

Wtf is this talk of Vagiclean with bleach???

I don't like the taste of bleach so much

 

[Killa Man]

can somebody tell me,

what would ruin your high more than this..my mom just woke me up to go to the store with her so i could run in...i blaze a joint...get to the store, 3 cruisers chillin out front, 4 cops inside...she has me get a carton of cigs and a large coffee...dude cards me, i have no id...i walk out....he yells to me and sells to me...go to get a coffee and what do you know...five fuckin pigs completely in my way just chattin away in front of the coffee...as im waiting, two more cops come in including an asian one that arrested me once...i obviously reek of weed and looked blazed and personally could have duffed one of those doofy looking fuck face inconsiderate pig assholes....meanwhile my moms runnin her big trap in the car and they only had hazlenut...im completely sober in a matter of 4 minutes

 

[GNOME GROWN]

damn work is slow today!

 

[Twistyman]

Unless there's no lumberjill around, then you're in for a morning exercise.

Wtf is this talk of Vagiclean with bleach???

I don't like the taste of bleach so much

I saw on Sin Cities a place that does bunghole bleaching for strippers and porn peeps...

 

[GNOME GROWN]

paintball battle wound!

 

[korvette1977]

WTF you get shot in the neck ? I count 15 stitch's

 

[Twistyman]

If someone shot me and that happened I'd stick the thing up their ass..... then pull the trigger............ Like the guy a few years ago (a mechanic) he was standing there and goes up to his friend and shoots his butt with an air hose at 180psi.... popped the guys colon....

 

[GNOME GROWN]

lol..exactly 15 stiches!...thats not me its my boy..i just wanted to share his paintball battle wound!...off the break he went to dive into his bunker and dove completely wrong..stabed his barrel into the grass,his neck hit the tank..snaped the asa "where u turn the air on and off"and gashed his neck open on a shrad of metal!..."note" this was rite off the break.... kid was laying on the ground kicking his feet..lmao!..reff's stoped the game then i had to jump in for him "we won that game"

 

[Killa Man]

heres a freestyle for u ..........


im so high its pathetic, can you call me a medic?/
gotta nug in my hand the size of a head of lettuce/
im like a judge wit da way i set sentence/
im ahead a second, in a 100 meter dash if it was set in metric/
regret to inform this is not your year bro/
im like michael phelps, an american hero/
the bandelero, dismantle zero's, call me zorrow/
take i'll your name but ill call you tommorow/ lol
call me pain and sorrow, or spit dope words/
raw like cheesgraters on an exposed nerve/
its simple, i havnt realized the reality/
or really came a realization sporatically/
that actually really seem like real actuality/
shits more confusing then understanding duality/
thank RUI for just allowing me, /
to see the light like high pressure sodium when you flower me/
i bloom, you blossom like a teen celebrity/
man i really am sick can u call the damn medic please?

 

[JustAnotherFriedDay]

heres a freestyle for u ..........


im so high its pathetic, can you call me a medic?/
gotta nug in my hand the size of a head of lettuce/
im like a judge wit da way i set sentence/
im ahead a second, in a 100 meter dash if it was set in metric/
regret to inform this is not your year bro/
im like michael phelps, an american hero/
the bandelero, dismantle zero's, call me zorrow/
take i'll your name but ill call you tommorow/ lol
call me pain and sorrow, or spit dope words/
raw like cheesgraters on an exposed nerve/
its simple, i havnt realized the reality/
or really came a realization sporatically/
that actually really seem like real actuality/
shits more confusing then understanding duality/
thank RUI for just allowing me, /
to see the light like high pressure sodium when you flower me/
i bloom, you blossom like a teen celebrity/
man i really am sick can u call the damn medic please?

pretty good...but its not as sick since its over the internet. if that was just you spittin thatd be damn good. the last 6 lines were my favorite

 

[korvette1977]

Drive by posting .............................................................
.................................................ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[xmissxaliex]

heres a freestyle for u ..........


im so high its pathetic, can you call me a medic?/
gotta nug in my hand the size of a head of lettuce/
im like a judge wit da way i set sentence/
im ahead a second, in a 100 meter dash if it was set in metric/
regret to inform this is not your year bro/
im like michael phelps, an american hero/
the bandelero, dismantle zero's, call me zorrow/
take i'll your name but ill call you tommorow/ lol
call me pain and sorrow, or spit dope words/
raw like cheesgraters on an exposed nerve/
its simple, i havnt realized the reality/
or really came a realization sporatically/
that actually really seem like real actuality/
shits more confusing then understanding duality/
thank RUI for just allowing me, /
to see the light like high pressure sodium when you flower me/
i bloom, you blossom like a teen celebrity/
man i really am sick can u call the damn medic please?

wow nice free style! alot of my guy friends are hella good at rappin. =) so i think its cool when i see others do it tooo.

have no idea what all of you are talking about except that someone got 15 stitches from paint balling or something?

really? that can happen?

 

[crippledguy]

well done brotha, shit real and keep it up. its amazing the skills people have and even when you add cannabis it create so much more depth and feeling. + rep man

 

[Killa Man]

thanks .. daily verse from killa!

 

[smokeordie]

theres not way u can get 15 stitches from paintballing.
i went 4 weeks ago and some jackass shot me from not even a foot away after i was out and i didn't get one stitch...
it hurt like a bitch and bled a little but its not bad enough to get stitches....

i have 2 little tiny round scars on my hip tho... hahaha

 

[xmissxaliex]

theres not way u can get 15 stitches from paintballing.
i went 4 weeks ago and some jackass shot me from not even a foot away after i was out and i didn't get one stitch...
it hurt like a bitch and bled a little but its not bad enough to get stitches....

i have 2 little tiny round scars on my hip tho... hahaha

ouch.....

well done brotha, shit real and keep it up. its amazing the skills people have and even when you add cannabis it create so much more depth and feeling. + rep man

i like your avatar. we are screwed. move to jamaica while you can!! i wish i could lol.

 

[GNOME GROWN]

theres not way u can get 15 stitches from paintballing.
i went 4 weeks ago and some jackass shot me from not even a foot away after i was out and i didn't get one stitch...
it hurt like a bitch and bled a little but its not bad enough to get stitches....

i have 2 little tiny round scars on my hip tho... hahaha

myabe is u read my post correctly then u would of realized it wasnt from being shit!..he drove wrong and gashed his neck open on a broken piece of the gun!...READ IT HELPS!

 

[GNOME GROWN]

o yah btw...thats called a welt meatball! and u got bunkered!..."newb"

 

[xmissxaliex]

myabe is u read my post correctly then u would of realized it wasnt from being shit!..he drove wrong and gashed his neck open on a broken piece of the gun!...READ IT HELPS!

oh.. i think it was my fault.. i just commented because i didn't read through it not really my business or anything i just read "15 stitches" and "paintballing"

and put it together.

im sorry