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xmissxaliex

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cool....:) I like muscle relaxers....


i can't take them. Colin made me take these caffeine pills that his ex took, just to see how i'd react. his stupid ex was a bitch all the time but she was so bad on them that she banged a pot over his head or something, i just felt sick and like i couldn't move. because my muscles were just done trying for awhile lol.
 

Stoney McFried

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Caffeine...pfeh...I ingest copious amounts of caffeine daily. Those pills have no effect.MUAHAHAHA!
i can't take them. Colin made me take these caffeine pills that his ex took, just to see how i'd react. his stupid ex was a bitch all the time but she was so bad on them that she banged a pot over his head or something, i just felt sick and like i couldn't move. because my muscles were just done trying for awhile lol.
 

xmissxaliex

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Caffeine...pfeh...I ingest copious amounts of caffeine daily. Those pills have no effect.MUAHAHAHA!


no but i have been drinking coffee like a mother fucker since i was 6! i'm a coffee addict! but those pills just fucked me up i don't understand why, but also my heart was relaxed too and i was scared it was too relaxed, you know?
 

Stoney McFried

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I getcha.I hate coffee.I'm a Pepsi head.My mom used to dunk her oreos in coffee, ever try that?
no but i have been drinking coffee like a mother fucker since i was 6! i'm a coffee addict! but those pills just fucked me up i don't understand why, but also my heart was relaxed too and i was scared it was too relaxed, you know?
 

crippledguy

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thats funny gnome just grabbed my FV!! and i fell like drinking coffee with oreos in it in the mornings would make me blow chunks
 

mastakoosh

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i hate drama!!! had to pay 300 for a new celly cuz my neighbors pounded on my door and blamed me for stealing a groundhog trap lol. i told the bitch to get off my property and she is threatening me with the cops. then me my wife get in a huge fight and i snap my phone in half. now people think i stole a trap and my ladies are reeking up the house lmao......maybe time for a harvest???
 

GNOME GROWN

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id keep going man...even if u did steal the trap,i highly doubt the gunna bust ur door in looking for it!..
u should be fine man...try to do something about the smell..keep some candles burning or some shit "while ur home"
 

mastakoosh

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they are trying to trap the groundhogs to relocate or kill them. the groundhogs aint hurting nobody although i guess people see them as a nuisance. we have a lot of animal lovers on our street that dont like the traps but since i released the groundhog they think i stole the trap. i am a lot of things but not a theif. theives are the lowest scum there is lol. some guy came and argued with my wife yesterday so they think we did it. i can see where they would think that but someone else took the trap hahahaha. i wish people would leave me the fuck alone and let me live a peaceful life. and i am not worried bout the cops searching my pad but more my inlaws smellin them. i just dont need them to know bout my little garden. i probably will let them go longer but sometimes the skunk smell is overwhelming. i forgot to add that the cops make me a little nervous just because i get paranoid close to harvest everytime and if they came here to talk maybe they might smell em.
 
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