Random Jabber Jibber thread

[SpaceGrease]

Having aloe Vera in the garden that is so healthy you fillet it like a bitch assed trout is mandatory !

Leaving the organic growing benefits out of it. Top 35 feeling in the world is when it’s soothing/slimming healing properties are needed and you can spin around and schwack a fillet off too ease busters pain .

BBQ ing like getting old ain’t for PUSSIES

 

[abalonehx]

I hate when I go to take a piss and realize, as the urine is about to leave my body, that I have to shit too lol. Especially at a public urinal. Can’t just pinch the piss off and walk to the shitter. Just gotta clinch those cheeks and hope it’s a quick piss.

Shit. I never had that happen yet. I'm only 45, but this is something else I can look foward to, eh?

 

[SpaceGrease]

Lol nope,rub lil aloe on that tant your all good ,gives you couple years .

you won’t find that in a chemical relief only organic.

 

[cannabineer]

Shit. I never had that happen yet. I'm only 45, but this is something else I can look foward to, eh?

Give it maybe ten years. Longer if you do Kegels.

 

[Bareback]

Give it maybe ten years. Longer if you do Kegels.

Can I get some cream cheese with my kegel.

 

[mysunnyboy]

I was the fifth person to trip in the same place the same week. Fuck you University of Florida.

 

[Chunky Stool]

Can I get some cream cheese with my kegel.

Cream pie?

 

[Bareback]

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I was the fifth person to trip in the same place the same week. Fuck you University of Florida.

Damn bro.

 

[SpaceGrease]

Damn dude that’s not sexy your long time out till you make it SQUIRT , GOOD SATIVA here will help you motivate that physical training your up for ,respect

 

[raratt]

I had a tray of seedlings I put on the ground to water with hose. I went inside for a bottle water. When I returned less then a minute later a chicken was on top the tray scratching around destroying my seedlings. UGHGHGHGHGHG

I'm making chicken for dinner, unrelated, but a thought.

 

[abalonehx]

I've tripped at a University but noone ever got hurt.

 

[cannabineer]

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I was the fifth person to trip in the same place the same week. Fuck you University of Florida.

Home Depot shoplifting level: ninja

 

[abalonehx]

I didnt say 'Florida Man'. I only thought it.

 

[mysunnyboy]

I've tripped at a University but noone ever got hurt.

Soooo many times

 

[mysunnyboy]

Damn dude that’s not sexy your long time out till you make it SQUIRT , GOOD SATIVA here will help you motivate that physical training your up for ,respect

Agree on the sativa.

 

[Metasynth]

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I was the fifth person to trip in the same place the same week. Fuck you University of Florida.

Looks like my shoulder X-ray, lol...welcome to the club!

 

[mysunnyboy]

Looks like my shoulder X-ray, lol...welcome to the club!

I’ve got a beautiful femur rod I could throw in the mix

 

[cannabineer]

I’ve got a beautiful femur rod I could throw in the mix

Femur Rod is a good porn name for a shemale

 

[Chunky Stool]

 

[raratt]

You Can Anonymously Send A Bag Of Gummy Dicks To Someone You Hate

Maturity, who??

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