"Higher than ___" | What sayings are your favorite?

[memoponics]

High as bats balls

 

[Gorillabilly]

High as a hippie on check day.

 

[Gorillabilly]

High as a tweaker with winning lottery ticket.

 

[leather lungs]

Higher than Martian Pussy.

 

[Festering]

Higher than a pilots hat!
I just spent literally minutes registering just to share that!

 

[tyler.durden]

I don't think it was worth it...

 

[Festering]

Probably not. But I’m higher than a lost balloon so seems like a good idea.

 

[lokie]

Higher than a pilots hat!
I just spent literally minutes registering just to share that!

Welcome to TnT!

Your efforts were not in vain.

Entertainment is the name of the game.

Keep all appendages to yourself.

Let the Entertainment begin.

 

[kovidkough]

higher then a camels vagina

 

[tyler.durden]

These are all just awful, and this thread sux. One-starred and reported...

 

[Festering]

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Welcome to TnT!

Your efforts were not in vain.

Entertainment is the name of the game.

Keep all appendages to yourself.

Let the Entertainment begin.

Cheers fella, I do need something to keep me entertained so I’ll stick around and see if my personalities are in agreement

 

[mysunnyboy]

Cheers fella, I do need something to keep me entertained so I’ll stick around and see if my personalities are in agreement

What’s up uncle festering

 

[DarkWeb]

Cheers fella, I do need something to keep me entertained so I’ll stick around and see if my personalities are in agreement

Who are you now?

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[XSTY74]

Im higher than fireworks on the 4th of July

Im higher than a GA pine

Im higher than ya mamas cholesterol

 

[BudmanTX]

wtf....really

 

[Wattzzup]

He revived the thread for that?

 

[cannabineer]

He revived the thread for that?

In a sense, such low quality liberates us to post nonsense.

I’m higher than ...

... fire-rated composite shingle!
... a hammer handle dipped in Nutella!
... short-term parking!
... an obscure show tune!
... sand!

 

[Wattzzup]

... fire-rated composite shingle!

Ouch I’ve had this before. It’s no fun.

 

[neosapien]

Higher than a Sherpa junkie.