BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Yeah! Wait...what?

 

[Twistyman]

Whats that sonny..have to speak up I'm deef..... and I'm having a depends day... forgot to put cup under coffee maker.........
So twisty.. parents have any kids that lived..????



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LOL That's feckin funny. Man, I've done that coffee mug thing a fecking lot. I also done the oveflow the filter and fecking coffe grinds all over the fecking counter and shite. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh feck, I hate when that happens. Takes a year to finally clean the whole shite up.
I don't need Depends unless I drink a lot of coffee. lol No shit, get stuck on the subway and you've had three large cups, it fecking sucks, wish I had them on then .
My hearings cool, but my eyes are getting fecked up. Can't see close or far real good, need glasses. But remember, never knock old age, it's a priviledge denied many.

Guess its a shitload better then not getting older... waking up dead would suck.....

Mmmm I love me some Twisty

me too....

Looks like bend twisty over the table time...... owww !!! owwwww !! USE SOME KY damn it...

 

[tipsgnob]

what?? you can love twisty but I can't?? how is that fair??

 

[tipsgnob]

Guess its a shitload better then not getting older... waking up dead would suck.....





Looks like bend twisty over the table time...... owww !!! owwwww !! USE SOME KY damn it...

I am out of KY, would grape jelly work??

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

what?? you can love twisty but I can't?? how is that fair??

He's MY Twisty, not YOURS *glares*

And grape jelly rather than KY? EWWWWW

 

[Twistyman]

He's MY Twisty, not YOURS *glares*

And grape jelly rather than KY? EWWWWW

Hey... are one of you two going to wipe off that jelly.... shit you're like my Dr. after a prostrate exam... not a wipe to be seen..........

 

[Twistyman]

He's MY Twisty, not YOURS *glares*

And grape jelly rather than KY? EWWWWW

Glad you got rid of stick dick avatar... I like the pu.... cat one.....

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I missed my stoned kitty as well

 

[korvette1977]

Heres the story
Of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up
3 very lovely girls
all of them had hair of gold ,like their Mother
The youngest one in curls

 

[korvette1977]

I missed my stoned kitty as well

Catnip stoned or weed stoned

 

[ChinaCat]

Hey Twisty.... watch it... grape jelly = tossed salad....YIKES!!!!

 

[tipsgnob]

don't be scared twisty....

 

[Twistyman]

Hey Twisty.... watch it... grape jelly = tossed salad....YIKES!!!!

Hi China.......
* running cause vette saw me put my hand on your butt.... run twisty ..run......... is he gone...??

tossed salad.... with crushed nuts...

Soooo hows China girl tonight....

 

[coltsfanky79]

can i contribute?

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Vette, what kind of silly ass question is that? Weed stoned of course!

 

[crippledguy]

Greetings from Mr. Crippledguy to RIU!!

its been acouple days.

whats good?

 

[Twistyman]

don't be scared twisty....

Thats what they always say just before the crucifixion of twisty...... or twisty on a stick......
* standing here waiting for lightening bolt after biblical reference...

 

[Twistyman]

can i contribute?

Sure.... roll one up ......

 

[ChinaCat]

Hi China.......
* running cause vette saw me put my hand on your butt.... run twisty ..run......... is he gone...??

tossed salad.... with crushed nuts...

Soooo hows China girl tonight....

Doing fine.... thank you.

Enjoying the evening... had a great dinner made by the better half. You should have been here.

No crushed nuts.... Nuts are nice just as they are.

 

[Twistyman]

Greetings from Mr. Crippledguy to RIU!!

its been acouple days.

whats good?

Where the fuck have you been....
*tapping foot with impatience........