The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

CarolinaPothead

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It’s funny how the yuck factor is still klinging on this subject - farmers , cows , local drunks , cops , traveling gypsies :mrgreen: all fucking took a piss on a bush , tree , fence line , grassy area , flower and all that shit grew.

Hell , some of you have piss on or in your stank ass pants right now. Even those crusty nutter butters in the nether regions …. Practically a gross garden right there folks.

Some of you can practically throw your creeping garden chonies right into some god damn dirt and have a forest sprout.

It’s a green world …. We just piss in it.
So true and yet ....hilarious. thank god i read this tonight instead of while taking my morning crap in my grow(bath)room. Id have spewed coffee up my nose! It is hard to believe people are still getting pissy about the yuck factor. Obviously they dont understand how organic nutes are made. After this grow has been all trouble free thanks to the pee even my wife is over it. She just wont touch my containers. But the buds have never been healthier. I cant wait to use this on my new Mephistos. Ripley's O'Pee it is !
 

CarolinaPothead

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Nugnewbie

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The study didn't use cannabis but some French bean crop, but enhanced yields and nutrient properties in the soil.

I've read parts of this thread, and the configuration of the added urine to a watering/feeding is with diluted urine. I've briefly read in the study that urine was added to the biochar full strength.

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This website sums up how to charge your biochar and discusses 7 different ways, with different materials.

Nice to see that about a 3 day soak in a pail of urine will allow the biochar to become charged. Oh hap-pee day!
 

Budzbuddha

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The study didn't use cannabis but some French bean crop, but enhanced yields and nutrient properties in the soil.

I've read parts of this thread, and the configuration of the added urine to a watering/feeding is with diluted urine. I've briefly read in the study that urine was added to the biochar full strength.

^
This website sums up how to charge your biochar and discusses 7 different ways, with different materials.

Nice to see that about a 3 day soak in a pail of urine will allow the biochar to become charged. Oh hap-pee day!
WEE WEE monsieur :bigjoint:
 

Relaxed

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All I know is the area of my yard where my dog pees its yellow and dieing. YOU want me now to put it on my pants? The names where changed to protect the inocent.....
 

Budzbuddha

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Easiest way to research - feel the power of pee.

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Pee / Piss ( human ) can be a incredible source of NPK and micronutrients- its known fact. You can piss in a compost pile to help with decomposition and jump starting composting. You can charge newspaper / cardboard within the scraps you add to the compost pile too. Many here have plants going and or harvested “ pee pee “ plants. No problem.

Accelerated vigor and growth are common results.

Follow suggested dilution rates and see for yourself.
 

Budzbuddha

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There’s real green money in yellow piss.

Here is a denim pant designer selling “ pee pants “ ( the look but dry :mrgreen: ) white denim / yellow or classy blue denim.

True story.

Chicks love it.

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Pretty sure you could fashion your own - save some money .
 

Relaxed

Well-Known Member
Easiest way to research - feel the power of pee.

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Pee / Piss ( human ) can be a incredible source of NPK and micronutrients- its known fact. You can piss in a compost pile to help with decomposition and jump starting composting. You can charge newspaper / cardboard within the scraps you add to the compost pile too. Many here have plants going and or harvested “ pee pee “ plants. No problem.

Accelerated vigor and growth are common results.

Follow suggested dilution rates and see for yourself.
now it matches the arm pits....
 

CarolinaPothead

Well-Known Member
Easiest way to research - feel the power of pee.

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Pee / Piss ( human ) can be a incredible source of NPK and micronutrients- its known fact. You can piss in a compost pile to help with decomposition and jump starting composting. You can charge newspaper / cardboard within the scraps you add to the compost pile too. Many here have plants going and or harvested “ pee pee “ plants. No problem.

Accelerated vigor and growth are common results.

Follow suggested dilution rates and see for yourself.
This is fact. I started out with 1 control and 1 "pee" plant and it was a stark contrast. Pee plant was so much healthier that i now am incorporating urine in all my current and future plants. Though the scientific method employed was not strict, the theory was soundly proven IMO. Whether you decide to go all "yellow" or just use it as another liquid amendment is up to you. Weve made alot of funny memes and names but the fact remains that urine has "pee"roved itself to be a viable source of macro and many micro nutrients. I havent seen 1 person that gave it an honest try and ruined their plants. With the cost of nutes ever increasing and "going green" becoming more and more popular why would you not want to at least have the tool in your box? Anybody with a septic tank can look in their yard where the drain lines are and see that the grass is much more lush and dark green there. Thats the power of pee( and poop). My eyes are open now.
 

Nugnewbie

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This is fact. I started out with 1 control and 1 "pee" plant and it was a stark contrast. Pee plant was so much healthier that i now am incorporating urine in all my current and future plants. Though the scientific method employed was not strict, the theory was soundly proven IMO. Whether you decide to go all "yellow" or just use it as another liquid amendment is up to you. Weve made alot of funny memes and names but the fact remains that urine has "pee"roved itself to be a viable source of macro and many micro nutrients. I havent seen 1 person that gave it an honest try and ruined their plants. With the cost of nutes ever increasing and "going green" becoming more and more popular why would you not want to at least have the tool in your box? Anybody with a septic tank can look in their yard where the drain lines are and see that the grass is much more lush and dark green there. Thats the power of pee( and poop). My eyes are open now.
Yes, I'm hoping with pee-o-char in my soil mix that maybe I can get to the end of a grow with fewer deficiencies. Will be very hap-pee if that happens.
 
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