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ChinaCat

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Hey... this is a porn for women thread... I want to see some hiney!!!! LOL.... j/k

I agree with everyone here. There is a lot to be said for being sexy and seductive..... it is a wonderful dance between two people who are lovers/best friends etc. One of Vette's biggest downfalls is a perfume I wear.. instant excitment. One time I made the mistake and allowed one of his girls to try it.... he turned around because he smelled "my smell" and it was his 6 year old daughter. He told me... never do that again... that was just wrong.
 
ph03nix

ph03nix

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Biggravy22 said:
I'm at work...she's at work,
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Oh yeah, that's right. I keep forgetting that there are other time zones in the world... duh!

Biggravy22 said:
and trust me I tell her daily how much I think of her. No woman should go a day without hearing how beautiful she is. One thing in particular she does, and she knows I get butterflies everytime Is when she wakes up before me, and just looks at me so when I wake up all I see is these big beautiful blue eyes. Shit makes my heart melt everytime. DAMMIT WOMAN!
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Is someone sitting at his desk with a little chubby?

Gravy and his missus,
sittin' in a tree.
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Get your mind out of the gutter... I meant 'kissing'. :shock: :-P
 
Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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LMFAO!!! The spidey sense goes crazy...the shirt comes off to expose the spidey suit, and you turn around and it's a child in the vicinity. I hope you made it up to him.
 
Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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ph03nix said:
Oh yeah, that's right. I keep forgetting that there are other time zones in the world... duh!



Is someone sitting at his desk with a little chubby?

Gravy and his missus,
sittin' in a tree.
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Get your mind out of the gutter... I meant 'kissing'. :shock: :-P
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You know what's funny? You're right. I was just sitting here like "Damn I can't wait to get home!!!!" Smh...I'm so predictable.
 
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ChinaCat

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Biggravy22 said:
LMFAO!!! The spidey sense goes crazy...the shirt comes off to expose the spidey suit, and you turn around and it's a child in the vicinity. I hope you made it up to him.
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Yes, I bought his daughter a container of the perfume. MUHAAAAAHAAAAHAH:fire:

j/k kidding.... of course... He gets what he wants when he wants it.... and vise/versa
 
ph03nix

ph03nix

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ChinaCat said:
Hey... this is a porn for women thread... I want to see some hiney!!!! LOL.... j/k
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Ask and ye shall receive...

My big brave Cockroach Hunter. He's chasing the big scary cockroach that was in our bedroom for me. It was one of those big, fly-ins... not one of those pussy little German cockroaches.... this thing could have eaten the dog... well, almost...

Anyway, he's still my hero.

And he has a nice hiney... :weed:

 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Ohhh...you brute!:o;)
Biggravy22 said:
I have never made love to my wife. I'm not that kind of guy...she's not that kind of girl.
I wanna make her feel like she's gotten her ass whooped after we're done, and adversely that's the way she wants it. I'm an aries...I don't make love...I make cervical cancer. jk.
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I like it nice and easy.Had enough of that pounding crap to last a lifetime.Here's a tip fellas!If you smell hair burning,SLOW DOWN!
 
onlypurpz

onlypurpz

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ive been reading 5 pages of this, so i guess i should put my .02 cents in.

all the relationships ive been in were always longterm. i never had a relationship or a GF for under 3 months. my longest was 3 yrs. (im only 21). we broke up like 5 months ago.

anyway.... im very romantic you can say i guess. i'll call and leave "cute" voicemails and texts. send flowers to her work sometimes, notes..etc. i have never given any reason for her to think she's not my #1, because she is. I'll always tell her she's beautiful, even though she's heard it a million times, its always better comming from her man.

idk it may sound gay for me to say things like that.. but hey, i have game and i like to take care of my gf's, because in the end they take care of me, emotionally, mentally and physically. plus haveing a good gf keeps us guys out of trouble.

in the bedroom....

it depends what kind of day it is. sometimes its makeing love in my bed with candles and music playing. other times its hardcore sex and she cant get out of bed for 2 hrs after. haha. whatever it is though, i always take care of her 3-4 times before i get my turn ;) .

OPZ :leaf:
 
BackDoorMan

BackDoorMan

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I've always found that when you're with a woman, just ask her how she likes it.. that way the only way you can fuck it up is if you just suck... communication and intimacy are the two main key's to a relationship.. combine the two and you can't lose...
 
ph03nix

ph03nix

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Stoney McFried said:
Ohhh...you brute!:o;)


I like it nice and easy.Had enough of that pounding crap to last a lifetime.Here's a tip fellas!If you smell hair burning,SLOW DOWN!
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A lot of us women feel this way. It can be a real turn on to just let yourself be swept away by ferocious need, but you have to remember that it can take just one bad experience to turn you off. But apart from all of that, girls are usually smaller and softer than guys. What you might see as a bit of good fun can be scary for some people. Imagine having someone twice your size getting rough with you... would you feel completely comfortable.

But then again, some women do like it rough. If she asks for it, I say it's fine.

Florida Girl said:
Porn for women??? Oh yeah..... show it to me baby!!!!




















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Now, that's what I'm talking about... :weed:

Biggravy22 said:
That's why you shave!
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I dunno what most guys think about hair, but most girls that I know prefer a shaven *cough* man-ness. Let's face it, who wants pubic hairs stuck in their throat. It's a sign of consideration, I think.

onlypurpz said:
ive been reading 5 pages of this, so i guess i should put my .02 cents in.

all the relationships ive been in were always longterm. i never had a relationship or a GF for under 3 months. my longest was 3 yrs. (im only 21). we broke up like 5 months ago.

anyway.... im very romantic you can say i guess. i'll call and leave "cute" voicemails and texts. send flowers to her work sometimes, notes..etc. i have never given any reason for her to think she's not my #1, because she is. I'll always tell her she's beautiful, even though she's heard it a million times, its always better comming from her man.

idk it may sound gay for me to say things like that.. but hey, i have game and i like to take care of my gf's, because in the end they take care of me, emotionally, mentally and physically. plus haveing a good gf keeps us guys out of trouble.

in the bedroom....

it depends what kind of day it is. sometimes its makeing love in my bed with candles and music playing. other times its hardcore sex and she cant get out of bed for 2 hrs after. haha. whatever it is though, i always take care of her 3-4 times before i get my turn ;) .

OPZ :leaf:
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Let me say this... :roll: listen up guys...

There is nothing wrong with telling your woman that she turns you on. There is nothing wrong with showing her respect and allowing her the dignity of KNOWING that you love her, that she can count on you. There is nothing wrong with being there for her, supporting her, encouraging her, being happy just to be in her presence. There is nothing wrong with doing things for her, making small sacrifices, showing her that she is more important to you than your colleagues, your friends at the pub, etc. It is NOT gay to tell your woman that you love her, respect her, are glad that she is in your life. If you said those kind of things about a man... that would be gay. If you like pussy and are willing to give a little extra in order to get a better return from the deal... THAT IS NOT GAY!!! One may say that it's a smart investment. :hump:

However, it seems that you're on the right path, young fella. If all that you say is true, and if you can remember all of that in the future, you should lead a quite blessed life... at least in the love department. bongsmilie

BackDoorMan said:
I've always found that when you're with a woman, just ask her how she likes it.. that way the only way you can fuck it up is if you just suck... communication and intimacy are the two main key's to a relationship.. combine the two and you can't lose...
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I think the only way anyone can be a sucky lover is to not know what your partner needs. I agree with you completely... but not just in the bedroom. If you can't communicate and be completely open and honest with one another in your daily lives, it won't matter how hot the sex is. Communication and intimacy are essential in the bedroom... but it's vital at all other times too. You can't argue with your partner all day long and just have great sex for an hour or two before you fall asleep. Relationships don't work that way.
 
~MoE~

~MoE~

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ph03nix said:
Why MoE? There's nothing wrong with taking a little advice... especially when it comes straight from the horse's mouth. All the women here are saying what they like in a man. And let's be honest... some of you guys can use a little help... :razz: :lol: bongsmilie
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i never cook, by the way do u ppl think its weird that my mum comes around every night to cook food 4 me and my friends then leaves ?
 
~MoE~

~MoE~

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i think those man r gay, they have to be what kinda male whats to go to a craft fair ? and who falls in the toilet ? u have lights use em to see,
 
ph03nix

ph03nix

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~MoE~ said:
i never cook, by the way do u ppl think its weird that my mum comes around every night to cook food 4 me and my friends then leaves ?
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Err... how do I put this politely... um, yeah, I think that is a little weird. How old are you? Does she have nothing else in her life? :-P

~MoE~ said:
i think those man r gay, they have to be what kinda male whats to go to a craft fair ? and who falls in the toilet ? u have lights use em to see,
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My partner goes to craft fairs with me. :? I'm an artist and I do that kind of thing every now and then. He COULD stay home and play games in peace and quiet (he doesn't particularly LIKE craft fairs), but he goes with me because he likes to be interested in what I do. He even gives me ideas and helps me pick things out if I need him to. And he's NOT gay... I can tell you that unequivocally. :hump:

But, having said that, love's not just a one-way street, either. A girl shouldn't expect all of this love and respect if she's not going to give the same in return. Whether he needs help when working on the car, or whether he needs help to build a fence, or just an ear to listen... I'll do what I can to make things easier for my other half. If you can look at your spouse as a friend first and foremost, it's easy to do little things to make them happy. It makes for a much more pleasant atmosphere... and as gay as it may sound, I'm going to say it... having a soul-mate that you know you can love and trust unreservedly is simply joyous.
 
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