Wikidbchofthewst
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I want more porn for women 
Seriously, something about watching a man clean just DOES it for me....
Seriously, something about watching a man clean just DOES it for me....
Porn for girls - ladies only - no boobies allowed
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Stoney McFried
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I know, the cooking and the cleaning make my tongue hard.
I want more porn for women
Seriously, something about watching a man clean just DOES it for me....
ph03nix
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I want more porn for women
Seriously, something about watching a man clean just DOES it for me....
I'm kind of out of porn photos just at this very moment... apart from this one. Fixing the computers... well, trying to. We all love a computer geek, don't we?
...but I'll make some promises later on
and see if I can get some more...
ph03nix
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Some men do the same too Mcjesus.... how many single men do you know who want a real tiger in the bedroom, but won't take her home to meet his mum because he's afraid she might think she's too slutty? How many guys do you know who met his wife at a nightclub, but after marriage insists that she stay home and raise his children?
It happens all the time... all men and women try to change their spouses to some degree. Hell son, if you have a habit of farting really loudly at dinner... or something equally as disgusting as that... well, maybe she has a bit of a right to ask you to change just a little bit. And if you're going to share your lives together, a little change like that's not going to hurt. And, to be honest... one of the things that I've discovered is that everyone who is a part of a couple has to compromise somewhat. If you're not willing to change at all... well, you're probably not going to have much luck in love.
But any compromise has to be reasonable. For example... if she knows that you drive Nascars for a living when you meet, then wants you to give it up... well, that's going too far. When it comes to changing major things, that's a control issue... whether you're talking about men or women...
***THIS IS Gryphonn...just jumping in for my 2C worth***
I lived in a relationship for 16 years where I compromised for her for the ENTIRE relationship. I stopped smoking because she didn't like it. But she wouldn't give up drinking. I gave up ALL. Yes ALL of my female friends because she was jealous and assumed that either I wanted to jump their bones, or they wanted to jump mine. I gave up ALL of my male friends, because they either didn't have partners, or they were just 'the boys'.
I stopped doing most of the things I loved to do because i wanted to make her happy.
After 14 years I gave up completely. After 16 years she sat me down at the kitchen table and said, "I can't live with you anymore."
She had successfully 'destroyed my spirit' two years before that. That's why I stopped showing any interest in sex, conversation or even sociallising with the woman I'd spent the past 14 years with. I was dead inside.
I don't know if anyone really knows what it feels like to be in a relationship that you want out of, but you can't because you have a child in that relationship that is the only thing you are really hanging on for. When you know that when your partner drinks, she'll be the devil incarnate after her sixth beer, but won't stop drinking until she has had 12 at least. Randomly going from an "I love you so much", to "you're a cheating lying bastard and i hate you!" within minutes. Backwards and forwards until eventually all you can do is walk away and hope she'll pass out at some stage.
I split up, on good terms with my partner in 2002. I don't think I really got myself back together untill Ph03nix and I got together in 2003.
I refuse to try and change anyone. If I'm not smart enough to know now whether this relationship is right for me, then if it all turns to shit down the track, then I'll lay the blame on myself. By the same token, if Ph03nix even tried to 'change' me into something different to who I 'am', then I'd leave. I'd expect her to do the same to me if I tried to change her.
We love each other for who we are. We are best friends. There is no other person on this planet that I'd rather be with. I can sit and be with Ph03nix 24 hours a day and I am happy. We trust each other, we love each other, and we respect each other.
It is a very nice feeling. Funnily enough, like a well worn pair of boots.
***Gryphonn out***
Oh, sometimes I think that he just can't get any better... then he proves me wrong...
*why isn't there a love heart smiley here??*yea thats for sure.
i shave my shit...not bald... but really short and clean.
ive never had a girl not shave.. idk what my reaction would be if i started doing my buisness and all of a sudden, ur in the australian bush, ya know? haha
i guess it all depends what generation you are though? i mean, girls werent completly shaving in the 70' and 80's right?
OPZ
Well, I think the hippy movement influenced things in the 70s... and the 80s just sort of followed on. But these days, a lot of women (and men) are going for the bald look. Now me... I like the fact that I'm a woman and I wear my little patch with pride... but I do like to *ahem* neaten the edges, shall we say. A little bit of effort reaps great rewards, I find.
Not even.You wax your genitals, then come back and talk to me about it.
I'm totally with you on this one, Stoney. I've waxed my legs AND my eyebrows, and... well... There is NO WAY I am ever going to go there. It's not that hard to shave...
I saw one of the blokes from Jackass (or some similarly purile show) smash his cock with a brick. Are you stupid enough to do the same???? 'Nuff said, I think!
And that's your choice, male or female... your partner ultimately has no right to dictate the way you choose to groom yourself. That's not a nice thing, whether we're talking about pubes, your hairstyle or your choice of clothes. Some things are tantamount to your own fashion sense, upbringing and modesty... and ultimately your own level of comfort. Things like this you should never try to change... that's what I believe.
I'll tell you about sore spot.. In 86 when I had my 2nd hip job I was shaved by an overly eager orderly... That cockbreath shaved me dry... No soap, foam nothing. He grabs george like he's a fucking chicken neck and starts shaving.... Bag too.... who shaves a bag
fuck !!!! wake up from surgery and my nuts were burning and covered in some grim iodine looking antiseptic.... sticky as all hell... after I freaked and washed it all off, my groin looked like a strawberry.. hurt for days..then itch like hell...
Fuckhead barbarian..
I'm sorry Twisty, I shouldn't be laughing... but that was just so fuck*n funny. 
What is that??? 
Stoney McFried
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I know.Some pain is just not necessary.
Truth is, I've never met a guy who turned it down, lol.
Some man cleaning and cooking for me?He get eaten.
I'm totally with you on this one, Stoney. I've waxed my legs AND my eyebrows, and... well... There is NO WAY I am ever going to go there. It's not that hard to shave...
Truth is, I've never met a guy who turned it down, lol.
Some man cleaning and cooking for me?He get eaten.
ph03nix
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Twistyman
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Tell her its worth it...It really is one thing that works well.... I'd go again no problem... when your hip is shot the pain is way worse then the cure.. Any info she may want, ask me..
Too old.....
55 on groundhog day... Here you go girls... I managed to snap this one off earlier...
Shoot ph03nix... ever think about getting a job typing out bible translations.. I'm only on chapter 24 of your post......
tipsgnob
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you are kinda gay...
ph03nix
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Too old.....
I picture you as a Grizzly Adams type, complete with bear-skin jacket and beard... sitting there in your little log cabin with a nice fire crackling over in the corner... an old coon dog sleeping on the rug... maybe a bear or two...
I can see you wandering down to your little ice hut to go fishing... snowboots on your feet...
Geez, I like your place, Twisty
Shoot ph03nix... ever think about getting a job typing out bible translations.. I'm only on chapter 24 of your post......
I tried that once. The computer blew up. You know, it's funny... that bolt of lightning came out of a clear blue sky....
Count yourself lucky that you don't actually have to HEAR me...
ph03nix
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Twistyman
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I picture you as a Grizzly Adams type, complete with bear-skin jacket and beard... sitting there in your little log cabin with a nice fire crackling over in the corner... an old coon dog sleeping on the rug... maybe a bear or two...
I can see you wandering down to your little ice hut to go fishing... snowboots on your feet...
Geez, I like your place, Twisty
Grizzly adams...hmmm no... think NYPD blue..sipowitz/ cross with jabba the hut..........
ph03nix
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Grizzly adams...hmmm no... think NYPD blue..sipowitz/ cross with jabba the hut..........
Oh........ the only reason I used to watch NYPD Blue was to perve on Jimmy Smits...
Jabba?.... really???
ph03nix
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Oh, just a little jab... that's much better.
"I promise, you won't feel a thing. This won't take long, did it?"
Twistyman
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Oh, just a little jab... that's much better.
"I promise, you won't feel a thing. This won't take long, did it?"
Like the old brylcreem ad.... "A little jab will do ya"......
ph03nix
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Like the old brylcreem ad.... "A little jab will do ya"......
I don't know what you're talking about Twisty... what's brylcreem???
That must be a reference to something I'm too young to remember.I heard that..its not that little....
I'll take your word for it...
ph03nix
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Well anyway, back to the porn...
Seeing as how I am at a slight shortage in the photo department, I googled and found some funny stuff. But that's alright, because funny is very sexy too, yes? Feel free, if you'd like to contribute. Let's start with some sexy LOL cats...
Seeing as how I am at a slight shortage in the photo department, I googled and found some funny stuff. But that's alright, because funny is very sexy too, yes? Feel free, if you'd like to contribute. Let's start with some sexy LOL cats...
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