I Once.

[tipsgnob]

I once wanted to set us all free....

 

[chuckbane]

I once wanted to set us all free....

I once had that very same vision. But for some reason too many people were against me. Too many have become "institutionalized".

 

[buggs bunny]

i once ran over a tarantula on my motorcycle

 

[tipsgnob]

I once ran over a motorcycle in my 4x4 dodge ramcharger.........

 

[SmokeyMcSmokester]

I once had a stripper I was working for bend over in front of me, spread her cheeks, and ask me "can you see my string?"

It made both of us blush

 

[buggs bunny]

i once put a can of spray paint in boiling water and forgot about it,then all off a sudden kaaabooom!!!!!!!!

i was like what was that?is some one lighting a pipe bomb in my back yard?

and then it hit me,i was like oh fuk i left that paint on the stove!

i went into the kitchen and it was all sprayed with a silver mist on everything,

then i looked for the rattle can, i found it five feet away stuck in the wall,and it was completly flat like a knife

 

[ph03nix]

i once put a can of spray paint in boiling water and forgot about it,then all off a sudden kaaabooom!!!!!!!!

i was like what was that?is some one lighting a pipe bomb in my back yard?

and then it hit me,i was like oh fuk i left that paint on the stove!

i went into the kitchen and it was all sprayed with a silver mist on everything,

then i looked for the rattle can, i found it five feet away stuck in the wall,and it was completly flat like a knife

Buggs........ may I ask....... why would you put a can of spray paint in boiling water? ....... and then why would you leave it on the stove????

This happened to my sister once when she was boiling a can of condensed milk to make caramel. She forgot about it and the can exploded. ...

We were cleaning caramel off of stuff for weeks afterwards.

 

[buggs bunny]

Buggs........ may I ask....... why would you put a can of spray paint in boiling water? ....... and then why would you leave it on the stove????

This happened to my sister once when she was boiling a can of condensed milk to make caramel. She forgot about it and the can exploded. ...

We were cleaning caramel off of stuff for weeks afterwards.

i was warming it up so that it would come out of the can better,when the paint is cold it spits and when its real warm it sprays a real fine mist and good finish.

i just got distracted and then kabooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chuckbane]

i was warming it up so that it would come out of the can better,when the paint is cold it spits and when its real warm it sprays a real fine mist and good finish.

i just got distracted and then kabooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhh Darwin, you make me laugh sometimes

 

[buggs bunny]

i once smoked shake through two shampoo bottles,the first,had cold water and the second had warm,it made the smoke real smooth.

 

[yobdub]

i once thought that i was the only fruitcake now i see that some people are fucked up

 

[yobdub]

worse than me that is

 

[buggs bunny]

i once put oil under my tire to help the car do a burnout!

 

[dmoneysaver]

I once ate glue and almost died at age 5 I was a real dumbass then....so not high oh shit forget it bdfuisbifsdbnkfbkxbnscfrsfhgfhgf

 

[yobdub]

i did that except i used water ....with my pinto 1600CC 1971 model WTF

 

[tipsgnob]

I once did a burnout in my impala and did not use anything sept foot...

 

[fdd2blk]

i once did a burnout on my motorcycle until i lost control and hurt myself. huge bruise.

 

[tipsgnob]

i once did a burnout on my motorcycle until i lost control and hurt myself. huge bruise.

I need to take out a life insurance policy on you...

 

[chuckbane]

I need to take out a life insurance policy on you...

Probably the only sound investment right now

I once set my bangs (back in my long hair days) on fire while torching a bowl. It smelt bad and kinda burned my high.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Probably the only sound investment right now

I once set my burnt my bangs (back in my long hair days) on fire while torching a bowl. It smelt bad and kinda burned my high.

You have some of the funniest stories, as my sig can prove