I Once.

[buggs bunny]

i once got 500 for christmas,twice

 

[chuckbane]

I once used my left hand.
It felt good, like somebody else was doing it.
Softer too!

 

[buggs bunny]

I once rolled a car three times

 

[jimmy44]

I once said that "Boy George would be hot if she didn't have the whole eighties thing going on." oh mercy.

 

[buggs bunny]

I once grew a hopps plant 25 feet high on twine it made a cool entry to my house,it looked like a big green teepee

 

[ANC]

did you know, you can graft pot onto hops?

 

[SmokeyMcSmokester]

i once heard that hops is gonna be the new cash crop for china

 

[chuckbane]

i once put a big ass nail in my foot and it got infected because I did nothing about.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I once freaked out in the passenger seat of a car as we were driving on the freeway, because I thought I saw a lobster clinging to the side view mirror. I was pretty high.

 

[chuckbane]

I once shard'ed my pants at the begginging of a work shift. I didn't know what to do so i just kept working telling everybody I was having bad gas. One of my co-workers jokingly asked if I shit myself.

...

I "jokingly" said yes

 

[chuckbane]

I once woke up one morning and pulled my groin.
Felt so good I did it the next morning

 

[turkster]

I once won $60K on 1 hand(belive that shit) in a game of blackjack at the Borgata Hotel & casino in Atlantic city NJ....Them were the time now its over, married 8 years 2 girls later.37....

 

[Lord Bluntmasta]

I once had a revelation and didn't remember it

 

[Hydrotech364]

I once had a revelation and didn't remember it

Happens to me all the time BM.I really need to write some of this shit down

 

[WhatAmIDoing]

Happens to me all the time BM.I really need to write some of this shit down

yeah, but writing it doesn't help. i've done it, go back, and am like...what? it wont' make sense again, and if you find the same train of thought, you can't get the same epiphany twice.

 

[abdul alhazred]

i once took hydro from my grandparents house

 

[Everglow]

I used to work at an ER, and once I had to try to resuscitate a four day old baby who had drowned in a gallon of white paint.

 

[massmurda420]

I once stole a bike from a rental store 3 days later I got hit by car the guy drove away w\o even getting out to see if i was alright

 

[massmurda420]

Once I also played Diablo II lord of destruction till the disc blew up in my computer

 

[NewGrowth]

I once drank all the condiments in someone's fridge and then drank fish tank water and ended up throwing it all up in their sink.