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Stoney McFried
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Not really...how can I properly molest him if he's dying of hunger?
el seca leche
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ok fine fine stoney, ill bring a a large pizza some hot dogs and some drinks + a pound of AK-47
Stoney McFried
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That's a lot, lol.
Twistyman
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el seca leche
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hehe go to my bush first before twisty's
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]onthedl0008
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Man what have i missed.
Stoney McFried
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That's a lot of bush!
Bribery, huh?
hehe go to my bush first before twisty's
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onthedl0008
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Trim the bushes, brush the teeth and wash the feet. All great points.
Stoney McFried
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And don't use the same brush to scrub the feet and teeth.
onthedl0008
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LMAO wow dont smoke hash i just woke up thinking i was in serious trouble.
el seca leche
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Yes mam.... + a nice relaxing backrub
onthedl0008
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Stoney has a torture chamber.
Stoney McFried
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el seca leche
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oh she can torchure me all she wants
Stoney McFried
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You know dominatrixes get over 500 dollars an hour?And they don't even have sex with their clients.
el seca leche
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you wont have to torchure me......you'll just lay down and and enjoy a nice oily massage from head to toe.....to relief you from any stress
btw daaamn thats alot
btw daaamn thats alot
Stoney McFried
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GEt up, slide across the floor head first into a plate glass window, lol...yeah, that IS a lot.I could be mean to someone for 500 dollars.Hell, I do it for free all the time!
onthedl0008
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Guess dominatrixes are not cheap lol... I could rent a small loft for 500 bux. And get some pocket puss bwhahahahaha
el seca leche
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but remember we will still be behind my bush haha