Who is Fdd anyway?

[lozac123]

these are borderlining chuck norris jokes!

 

[indianaman]

i heard he's not ga, he just ran out of women.

 

[tipsgnob]

some say his breath smells of magnesium and that he is scared of bells.

 

[indianaman]

i heard he rescued 88 babies at once from the great california baby fire of '79.

 

[LiEBE420]

he lives bi-curiously through himself

 

[Zig Zag Zane]

he lives bi-curiously through himself

"I do not always drink beer, but when I do...I prefer Dos Equis" lmao hahah

 

[indianaman]

why did those babies catch on fire anyway?

 

[LiEBE420]

"I do not always drink beer, but when I do...I prefer Dos Equis" lmao hahah

hahahahhahhaha that commercial cracks me up everytime i see it

 

[Zig Zag Zane]

hahahahhahhaha that commercial cracks me up everytime i see it

I know...aint no way that gnarly old man has all those bomb model bitches surrounding him on a boat lol

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

i heard he's not ga, he just ran out of women.

This shit cracked me the fuck up

 

[tipsgnob]

some say on really hot days he sheds his skin like a snake and for some reason he is allergic to the dutch...

 

[LiEBE420]

i heard he lost his virginity before he could tie his shoes

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I heard his shoes has a high nitrogen content ... That's why he wears sandals, it has a more balanced ratio and vital trace minerals

 

[smppro]

I hear he congratulated his doctor at birth on a great delivery.

 

[towelie...]

fdd is a man that owns a hash bowl for kief, with the matching hash spoon... nuff said

i heard chuck norris cleans his house on tuesdays.

oh and every hair on his body is actually a trichome

 

[goosebumps]

"I do not always drink beer, but when I do...I prefer Dos Equis" lmao hahah

that is fdd in the Dos Equis commercials...nuff said

 

[indianaman]

i feel like this is my fault.


i heard he is a descendant of the knights templar and stole the declaration of independence because there was a treasure map on the back, then there was a sequel with john wilkes booth.

 

[tahoe58]

hmmmmm ..... I thought fdd was the man he couldn't remember he wanted to be? Or wait, I prolly got that wrong. Who are we talking about? I have short term memory loss, who the fuk are you? I'm gone. Stop following me ..... stop following me. Just keep walking, just keep walking ..... !!

 

[shnkrmn]

sorry, but FDD actually FOUNDED the knights templar although they were originally intended as a canasta club, but things got out of hand, mostly because of his tendency to insist on playing diamonds as trump. Eventually this stubborn insistence caused the declaration of independence to be used for some complicated score-keeping, which in turn brought about FDD's strange predilection for breaded cheetos and raw oysters. I was there; dont dare to question me on this. It was horrible.

i feel like this is my fault.


i heard he is a descendant of the knights templar and stole the declaration of independence because there was a treasure map on the back, then there was a sequel with john wilkes booth.

 

[indianaman]

i heard he was a white baby found abandoned on a monastery doorstep high up in the himalayas, he studied the craft, became of age, then traveled to america where he discovered, among many things, marijuana, also, hookers, robots, cigars, metal music...

he then strayed from the path and now is a park ranger somewhere in the deserts of california throwing debotcherous, weed and hooker parties in the limestone caverns under death valley.....

and on cold clear nights some say if you put your ears to the ground you might hear the stray guitar riff....