Hayduke
Well-Known Member
He was born on the 20th of April...he was born of a Virgin Female Cannabis Plant...He was her only seed.
His birth was announced by an HID light in the sky, and the alignment of the three trichromes. He was born in a greenhouse as there was no room in any of the indoor grow ops in town.
He was known as the way, and the light...when people took in his miracles, they were often moved to proclaim..."Jesus Christ!"
His miracle amazed the multitudes...turning a single seed in a 2 gallon pot, into a pound and a half of fine buds (the high priests of growing shouted ROOT BOUND!)....Trim and ice into hash...silica into artistic vessels for the relief of pain, depression, boredom.
He preached the truth to a growing group of devoted followers...some considered him a teacher. He was continually tempted with the deceptions of the vices of man...mainly woman[sic].
This sounds all too familiar... I wonder how it will all end...maybe we should....nah! keep it up!
His birth was announced by an HID light in the sky, and the alignment of the three trichromes. He was born in a greenhouse as there was no room in any of the indoor grow ops in town.
He was known as the way, and the light...when people took in his miracles, they were often moved to proclaim..."Jesus Christ!"
His miracle amazed the multitudes...turning a single seed in a 2 gallon pot, into a pound and a half of fine buds (the high priests of growing shouted ROOT BOUND!)....Trim and ice into hash...silica into artistic vessels for the relief of pain, depression, boredom.
He preached the truth to a growing group of devoted followers...some considered him a teacher. He was continually tempted with the deceptions of the vices of man...mainly woman[sic].
This sounds all too familiar... I wonder how it will all end...maybe we should....nah! keep it up!
