A poll: Is santa claus real?

[The Real Peter Parker]

Santa Claus - a jolly fat old man with a white beard and a red suit, who brings gifts to good children on Christmas Eve.

 

[punker]

Santa Claus is as real as Jesus Christ or Count Chocula

 

[Anonymiss1969]

Santa Claus is as real as Jesus Christ or Count Chocula

I was going to say the same thing.

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

Santa Claus is as real as Jesus Christ or Count Chocula

Jesus of Nazareth sure as hell is real, not debatable. Is he a deity is the question... People who say that Jesus never existed are the definition of idiots. Of course, I'm not picking a side, nor did I ever suggest one way or the other. My view is that it's fact he was a man who lived in Nazareth and died at the hands of the Jews, and whether I believe he is God, I keep to myself to avoid a war [as both sides of the issue are controversial.]

 

[madcatter]

Damn straight Santa is for real.... dont think so and you start getting underwear for christmas....

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

Damn straight Santa is for real.... dont think so and you start getting underwear for christmas....

LOL hit the poll.

 

[Anonymiss1969]

Jesus of Nazareth sure as hell is real, not debatable. Is he a deity is the question... People who say that Jesus never existed are the definition of idiots. Of course, I'm not picking a side, nor did I ever suggest one way or the other. My view is that it's fact he was a man who lived in Nazareth and died at the hands of the Jews, and whether I believe he is God, I keep to myself to avoid a war [as both sides of the issue are controversial.]

Sorry. That what I was trying to say, but I realize it seems like I was saying that Jesus didn't exist. I'm just against the religious side of it.

 

[punker]

Sorry. That what I was trying to say, but I realize it seems like I was saying that Jesus didn't exist. I'm just against the religious side of it.

even if he did exist who gives a fuck

 

[punker]

Sorry. That what I was trying to say, but I realize it seems like I was saying that Jesus didn't exist. I'm just against the religious side of it.

oh - and some of us dont need saving

 

[bobtokes]

course he exists wash ya mouth out with soap and water, how very dare you
jesus dont he play football fof argentina ?

 

[howhighru]

fuck yeah SANTA is real......

 

[madcatter]

Do you know why Santa has no kids?

He only comes once a year and that is down the chimney....

 

[SmokeyMcChokey]

punker is angry today...

 

[Arrid]

The real colour of santa..

Santa was made red by Coca cola..

 

[bobtokes]

The real colour of santa..

Santa was made red by Coca cola..

and fat.......

 

[......]

Do you know why Santa has no kids?

He only comes once a year and that is down the chimney....

hahahaha that was a good one

 

[punker]

punker is angry today...

im never angry just frustrated

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

im never angry just frustrated

Then put a half stick of butter into a bowl and melt it in your microwave. Then put an entire package of marshmallows in and melt those. then stir in a whole bunch of your favorite cereal. shape it into bars and let them cool. Never been frustrated with some cereal bar in my hands. [if it will go with the selected cereal, mix in some peanut butter right before you mix in the cereal.]

 

[marijuano1]

Go to your mall and youll find him their, you wont miss him hes the red fat guy in the middle sitting his fatass down. Make sure you sit on his boner

 

[mastakoosh]

me and santa chill and drink magnum 40's.