dukeofbaja
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I bet if we had the chance to look at what moving violations are issued by percentage, speeding would be much higher (20x or more) than impeding the left lane (at 10 over, no less). Want to bet $1 on it?
Open letter to all I-5 motorists
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10 to 20X? you're just pulling shit outta thin air.
you are the last person i'd do anything with. sorry.
dukeofbaja
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When did I say I was a 'know it all'? I am the first to admit my hypocrisy and idiocy. This is my open letter to I-5 motorists, not driving ettiquette 101 or the motorists' manifesto.
dukeofbaja
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Just an educated guess. I edited it, actually...
dukeofbaja
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I doubt we'll find many highway patrol officers who claim that going 10 over the posted limit is 'driving too slowly'
your thoughts are meaningless to me. i see how you think. i want none of it.
dukeofbaja
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Says the man copying and pasting text from other websites which he visited during his own time.
i will spend my time trying to save lives. i won't spend it making ego bets for a dollar. i do have priorities.
perfect example of what i'm trying to point out. you just don't get it.
dukeofbaja
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I must not get it. You want me to get behind the truck doing 60 because you want to speed?
Sorry, I want to be in Portland by 8pm. You can do 20 over once I pass this truck.
edit - wait! there might still be time for you to speed up to the tailagte of that semi, cut in right in front of my bumper, and flip me off while you speed away! The typical speeder I see...
Sorry, I want to be in Portland by 8pm. You can do 20 over once I pass this truck.
edit - wait! there might still be time for you to speed up to the tailagte of that semi, cut in right in front of my bumper, and flip me off while you speed away! The typical speeder I see...
JustAnotherFriedDay
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Yeah because the thing is Duke, you can just move RIGHT back over once they pass. If they don't speed up after passing you, honk at them repeatedly until they get the point...although I don't know if that will be possible because even YOU don't get the point. MOVE OVER IF SOMEONE WANTS TO PASS. oh and obviously you don't move over if YOU are still PASSING trucks. Once you pass them all, move over and let the guy pass you. You don't have to move however if you are continually passing the slower traffic on the right, but like i said once you pass that traffic, move over for that person and in that situation you won't get stuck behind a truck.
sigh... this is almost as bad as youtube TONY from GOODSTASH hahahhaha oh man just thinking of that guy makes me laugh
what's worse, defending breaking two laws (speeding and left lane) because you think you know what's best for other people OR defending trying to scam people into buying a grommet bongs by false advertising as fact that glass on glass creates glass dust that is inhaled into the lungs
^^ fuck commas
sigh... this is almost as bad as youtube TONY from GOODSTASH hahahhaha oh man just thinking of that guy makes me laugh
what's worse, defending breaking two laws (speeding and left lane) because you think you know what's best for other people OR defending trying to scam people into buying a grommet bongs by false advertising as fact that glass on glass creates glass dust that is inhaled into the lungs
^^ fuck commas
tinyTURTLE
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you have 2 choices that don't make you drive like an asshole. get behind a truck, or go as fast as averyone else.
maybe adjust your departure time to allow for traffic SNAFU or call ahead and tell people you miscalculated your arrival time and will be arriving slightly later than expected.
see, if you left an hour earlier, you might arrive early but you probably won't arrive late.
every dude in an infinity i30 is now you too.
Benassi
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That's because dude's a stubborn idiot. He's shown his personality, I think we've all established his type. I've encountered this type of driver over and over. You wont get it through his thick, dumb ass skull until someone plants his ass in the dirt so I can laugh watching him pick up his luggage off highway like a fucking loser. People this thick headed deserve harsh reality slaps. Everyone like him gets one, just depends how stubborn dude is to see if he'll learn from it. My guess is no... in which case, natural selection.. Do your thang my good homie!
Part of me thinks we're just being trolled hard. Hard to think someone could actually be that dumb but hey, humans never fail to amaze.
dukeofbaja
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I guess board rules do not apply to you? Or are insults allowed now?
dukeofbaja
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Again, someone who is so special that neither the board rules (nor speeding laws) apply.
Just curious, mods, are direct, personal insults now acceptable on the forums? I would love to play that game.
dukeofbaja
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Change my driving style, departure time, or arrival time for what? So you can speed that much more freely? I don't think so
edit - I am glad to hear you will now consider any Infiniti i30, regardless of year or color, to be me. Your pre-emptive road rage is what makes good drivers great. Happy trails out there, rage-a-holic
tinyTURTLE
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See, it's forgivable if someone drives like a dick because they are having a bad day or something and the behavior is anomalous.
but being a dick on purpose and as a rule... that is a symptom of something.
I don't think this is your fault entirely, I blame whoever raised you wrong because
thinking and behavior like this doesn't come from nowhere.
you are damaged in some way and so now you think it's cool to be a dick on purpose.
Print this thread out and take it to a psychiatrist, it will be a good platform from which to
launch your arduous therapeutic endeavor.
I'm serious. seek help.
dukeofbaja
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Wow, an online psychological counselor doling out the goodies to someone he has never met.
I think I will ignore your advice, as you have given yourself away as a homicidal maniac who would assault any vehicle he feels is not driving his preferred style.
Thanks but no thanks.
tinyTURTLE
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hey. i never said i would assault you or your car.
i merely said i would get in front of you and adjust your speed.
you want to govern the speeds of others?
turnabout is fair play.
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