The Sexual Innuendo Thread

[DarthD3vl]

"pull it, pull it again, pull it harder" - hard time starting lawn mower

 

[Winter Woman]

"I called his bluff since my jack king off gave me a full house" - poker.

 

[DarthD3vl]

I got sprung - bailed out of jail

 

[Titties and Beer]

I have a job for you.... but it blows...

 

[timeismoney1]

Keep coming, Keep coming... Alright come right here

 

[Titties and Beer]

I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.

 

[Winter Woman]

10 letters

 

[Irollfatties]

It doesn't go all the way in



------a wrong key in a lock.

 

[ledgrowing]

pulls it out just in time what a come back

 

[DarthD3vl]

She hurt her back carrying those jugs around - ozarka delivery woman.

 

[see4]

What has 100 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

 

[Asbadian]

Hey baby, does this napkin smell like chloroform?

 

[Irollfatties]

^^^fail, that's not a sexual innuendo, just a cheesy pick up line.

 

[kevin]

[video=youtube;49H0IfoILwQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49H0IfoILwQ[/video]

here's a good one

 

[N0iZ]

you know what they say about guy with big socks right?......big shoes

 

[Winter Woman]

Feel the force within you - StarWars

 

[Winter Woman]

To big for his boots

 

[see4]

@Winter Woman - I want to have sexual intercourse with you.

Was that innuendo?

 

[Daath]

@Winter Woman - I want to have sexual intercourse with you.

Was that innuendo?

No. You should have gone with: Wanna screw?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

You screw ball.

"Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress. But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best. And my balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night."