The police have a a new canabis detection device.

[WeeGogs]

in lebanese food we eat the innards frequently, and the marrow and the blood. a lot of the time completely raw as well, mmm kibbeh.

but at least none of it has ever been outlawed to my knowledge. except for the felafel but that was for reasons unrelated to the cuisine itself.


to answer my previous question mutant ninja turtles would totally win.

yes but our government invented bse as a food weapon that could be contaminated in to the food chain to use against the middle east especially the lebanon to wipe out millions quickly, but somewhere along the line the disease fucked up in the lab and took ages to kill and some stupid bastard contaminated it in to a stretch of land wth grass and a cow ate it and it ended up in the cattle food chain for real.

 

[valjean]

soooo haggis IS in fact a form of biological warfare as i suspected?

and your post is hazy but it kinda sounds like your saying scotland is contaminated with mad cow disease or something like it due to botched haggis cooking attempt....

 

[legallyflying]

if you eat haggis you have issues.

 

[WeeGogs]

if you eat haggis you have issues.

some people say if you smoke skunk you have issues but do we care, because we are as hard as fucking nails.

 

[valjean]

gingers have no souls.

 

[WeeGogs]

soooo haggis IS in fact a form of biological warfare as i suspected?

and your post is hazy but it kinda sounds like your saying scotland is contaminated with mad cow disease or something like it due to botched haggis cooking attempt....

no it was the english that contaminated it, scotland only has all the nuclear warheads in the uk that are pointed at the ready, to be fired at the twitch of a trigger.
and it will take more than the star wars nuclear defence system that the usa has to stop them all once they have been triggered.

 

[abudtokr]

"The Army already have this they can see you into your house from space"

hahahaha my sides are splitting that is the funiest post i have ever read on rollitup, i just gave them a wave from my living room chair.
i will let them watch me have sex tonight, AGAIN LOLOLOLOLOL.
i wont tell my wife we are being watched.

Ya dude its called inferred they can tell where you are in your house if your fucking your old lady, They can ever see how your sitting when you walk what part of the house your in so laugh it up!! They can read a date on a nickle from space! that was in the 90s I think times have come a long way scene then.

 

[valjean]

no it was the english that contaminated it, scotland only has all the nuclear warheads in the uk that are pointed at the ready, to be fired at the twitch of a trigger.
and it will take more than the star wars nuclear defence system that the usa has to stop them all once they have been triggered.

i picture you as willie the janitor from the simpsons.

and you can blow america up all you want it wont make a single ginger have a soul.

 

[abudtokr]

And they are not using the satellites for civilians bullshit, They use it for Military crap. When they use these satellites they use them to see where to put the missile and what window they wanna put it in. You act like this is not possible with the technology that they have.

 

[legallyflying]

the only thing that could make this thread any gayer would be for someone to post a picture of two german guys fisting each other. Even then, I'm still not sure.

 

[WeeGogs]

i picture you as willie the janitor from the simpsons.

and you can blow america up all you want it wont make a single ginger have a soul.

i see you as the same as your country, got away with ruling the world for years because your ancestors worked their fucking arses off and their fingers to the bone to provide for the younger generations for century`s, the cleverest people on the planet, now the younger generation sit back be lazy claim welfare kill each other for drugs and hope that the solid base that your ancestors built for you will be infinite, sorry to
dissapoint you but the hard working chinese are now a whole generation in front of you, and you still cannot see it, you will dictate, and dictate, and dictate to other people until someday the buggers will rise up and make your bloody eyes water, and that my friend will probably be the gravestone sat above your wonderful country`s head with chinese writing on.

 

[valjean]

hahaha thats funny cause im arabic but like half my childhood friends are chinese immigrants (and you're right they work hard as fuck you would too if your mom was that scary) but america is still nicer than the middle east (except for three things and im sorry, women, nightclubs and hash) you know we keep slaves in the middle east still... half my family has ptsd from living in that shit.

 

[valjean]

i mean im not all enamored with america or anything i would quickly default to argentina or something if i got tired of this country, but america isnt just lazy trust fund kids like everyone thinks although they certaintly exist, there are so many recent immigrants here they are just as much america if not more, even the illegal ones. the people who are busy working hard can rarely afford to travel abroad and make a good impression for the country.

 

[karr]

im only catching the tail end of this... but is an English man talking about how America has been ruling the world and is just coasting off the work of their ancestors? WTF am i the only one that sees the hypocrisy?

 

[smokecat]

im only catching the tail end of this... but is an English man talking about how America has been ruling the world and is just coasting off the work of their ancestors? WTF am i the only one that sees the hypocrisy?

I don't know what's happening in this thread but it sure is funny.

 

[smokecat]

are you wearing them now, is that how you know.

Hey now I can see what you all are wearing too, so don't get silly

 

[Brick Top]

Yes ... just like mine in the picture .... and they really do work, I can see you ... how long have you been wearing women's underwear?

This is how I knew ....

 

[smokecat]

hehehe

thats a funny ass picture.

This is how I knew ....

 

[Brick Top]

You have to watch out at those airport scanners too. They find all sorts of things.

 

[Pipe Dream]

for fuck sake will every body get a fucking grip, it is a fucking april fools day joke, it was meant to make you laugh but i have started a fucking war between all the members and my self, get stoned and fucking chill out.

Well if it really was a joke you chill out cuz this thread has been hilarious to read.