See What Some People are Getting Done (Farming 101)

collective gardener

Well-Known Member
Oh, what the fuck! Let me in assholes! It's cold and I swear I saw taf playing around with a riding crop just around the corner. DO NOT WANT!

Let him in. For christ sakes, let him in! Open the fucking gate! He's one of us! I know we said never to open the gate, but if we leave him out there he'll be rough-housed for sure.
 

bushybush

New Member
HELP! I need in too! I went to check on the sexiness in the ceiling grow thread and was met with all SORTS of faggotry. PLEASE let me in. I have soap, waterfood and sugar seeds to share.

Guys?.......... I really don't want to be rough housed.
 

growmomma

Active Member
We are now on high alert, there has been a suspect sighting. BOLO for this man, believed to be Taffy.
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Armed and deadly with his weapon of choice, the rope soap
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Inside sources reveal he intends to use excessive force in an attempt to penetrate the south wall.:o
We must fight fire with fire and I advise you all to arm yourselves, so far I've found two weapons that stand up against the deadly rope soap.
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growmomma

Active Member
Be advised, subject is said to be armed with "water food"
Lol. Subject may also try and take captives to a "dimmer spot" for 20 mins, if this occurs you will never be the same. Reports coming in... He is targeting the "high level mature people" of the fort.
 

Brick Top

New Member
Let him in. For christ sakes, let him in! Open the fucking gate! He's one of us! I know we said never to open the gate, but if we leave him out there he'll be rough-housed for sure.
Be careful, check him out very carefully before opening the gate. He might be that most crafty of all species, the land shark-mod. I think I heard him say candygram after knocking on the gate.

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/gytf2i/land-shark
 

SCARHOLE

Well-Known Member
"Daves not here"

AMAZING

I havent heard that since i was a kid in the late 70s on my mothers Record player.
 

nothingtodeclare

Active Member
i think i got it now if i want great yields i have to hang bars of soap on lady's an put all sorts of cleaning products round the base of my baby, i need right said fred in the corner singing to them also to put nails through the stems to increase (spore)production a couple of boxes of tinfoil a chandelier keep out fat rattle oh an i need a tafbang is this it??? will it help? is the farming 101 i need to do to have no wasteage oh an dry leaves an all the trimmings on my porch for all to see
 

cowboylogic

Well-Known Member
Sorry for starting out so harsh. But dam you guys. I'm getting sick of all the I know better and you can'ts. around here. I thought this was a place were you could come and learn from each other. On a subject that we all seem to hold a interest in. Now I will be the first to admit that I have learned a lot on this sight. But like you I have seen the assholes with there I am better then you attitude. So if your one of them then. GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD!!!!!! YOUR NOT WANTED HERE!!!!!. If you are a nice person and you have a positive attitude, with nice things to say please. Feel free to give us your input.

OK That being said. I started this thread so me and the tool man would have a thread to get with each other. But also I would like to talk about full farming a pot plaint. What I'm talking about is % of plant that is usable to the % of the plant that is waist. How to get the most out of the lovely little lade that you spent so much time caring for. In time I will go into detail how I try to get the MAX YIELD out of every plaint I proses. How I proses the trim for hash , and then oil. Will also want to talk about the best way to use some of the products that can be produced from a pot plant. What I call farming 101 using the hole plant and nothing but the plant.

But for now we have a start that I truly have hopes will keep the assholes out.
Talk about the 'pot calling the kettle black'!!! I see great things happening in this thread.<(was that enough sarcasm guys?)
 

nothingtodeclare

Active Member
i get it thanks brick top so if i use a blueberry fragrant soap an put some cheese with some male seed i will end up with blueberry cheese or do i just put blue stiltoncheese ?? an who said said creating your own strains was hard,this thread deffinatly lives up to its farming 101 theory plus rep i have deffinatly learned a whole bunch i give thanks to tafbang an his insight with the soap an to the op for this thread.I have shut the fuck up an i listened
i grew a plant in a microwave set it on a timer to come on for 30 secs everyday used a 1 million candle power torch an i now have 2 pound of top crip bud that thing turned into the little shop of horror's plant it musta been the microwaves interfered with it on a cellular level FARMING 101 theres a tip for you all grow in microwaves
 
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