Being a Man

Xrtnfx

Xrtnfx

Active Member
What do you do when you want to be a fucking man? I choose to catch bullsharks (most feared shark/animal in my part of the world). Sometimes you just got to get out there and conquer something. I of course realease all my catches, I respect the beast.











Discuss...
 
Xrtnfx

Xrtnfx

Active Member
IAm5toned said:
i get up when i dont want to and go to work, so i can pay my bills.
very manish.
seems like a lost concept tho around most parts :lol:
Click to expand...
True, doing work, putting aside your own selfish wishes to provide is very manly for sure
 
Xrtnfx

Xrtnfx

Active Member
cannabis420420 said:
i herd that sharks are mighty tasty LOL
Click to expand...
Yeah me too, and its not illegal here to kill them for their fins/jaws. but still I respect nature and understand that these tertiary consumers dont make too many offspring, so killing them would be a waste in my eyes
 
cannabis420420

cannabis420420

Well-Known Member
Xrtnfx said:
Yeah me too, and its not illegal here to kill them for their fins/jaws. but still I respect nature and understand that these tertiary consumers dont make too many offspring, so killing them would be a waste in my eyes
Click to expand...
oh well good job then:)
 
Jakabok Botch

Jakabok Botch

Well-Known Member
Xrtnfx said:
Sometimes you just got to get out there and conquer something. I of course realease all my catches, I respect the beast.

Discuss...
Click to expand...
i want to see u get in that water and beat the shark before u say u conquer it....like boxing while holding your breath and tying you hands together......not to be an asshole...still pretty cool
 
Xrtnfx

Xrtnfx

Active Member
Jakabok Botch said:
i want to see u get in that water and beat the shark before u say u conquer it....like boxing while holding your breath and tying you hands together......not to be an asshole...still pretty cool
Click to expand...
Tried grabbing an 8 foot bull with me and a buddy. One flick of the tail and I'm missing the skin off my chin and my friend is gasping for air cause he got hit in the throat. Dont underestimate the beast, respect him and he will respect you.
 
Jakabok Botch

Jakabok Botch

Well-Known Member
Xrtnfx said:
Tried grabbing an 8 foot bull with me and a buddy. One flick of the tail and I'm missing the skin off my chin and my friend is gasping for air cause he got hit in the throat. Dont underestimate the beast, respect him and he will respect you.
Click to expand...
thats what im saying...ur soft compared to him.....on his terms he could tear u up in a heartbeat.....which is what makes it so great
 
Xrtnfx

Xrtnfx

Active Member
Jakabok Botch said:
thats what im saying...ur soft compared to him.....on his terms he could tear u up in a heartbeat.....which is what makes it so great
Click to expand...
True, I've learned respect for them, even when he's not in his territory he is still 200lbs of muscle with sandpaper skin and teeth that will take your arm off
 
ChronicObsession

ChronicObsession

Well-Known Member
my way of being a real man is being ready to make babies with willing women. being ready means keeping the troops in Sackganistan fresh and ready to move, ejaculating atleast every 2 days in order to maintain a balanced ballsack pressure. I never know when the need to be a man and inseminate a woman may arise, so I'd better take care of my little soldier factory sack. peace
 
Xrtnfx

Xrtnfx

Active Member
ChronicObsession said:
my way of being a real man is being ready to make babies with willing women. being ready means keeping the troops in Sackganistan fresh and ready to move, ejaculating atleast every 2 days in order to maintain a balanced ballsack pressure. I never know when the need to be a man and inseminate a woman may arise, so I'd better take care of my little soldier factory sack. peace
Click to expand...
True.. Got to keep the juices flowing
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

Well-Known Member
Jakabok Botch said:
i want to see u get in that water and beat the shark before u say u conquer it....like boxing while holding your breath and tying you hands together......not to be an asshole...still pretty cool
Click to expand...
im not above snatching a small shark out of the water with my bare hands... its a stupid move tho, and not for rookies...but i grew up in the water on a beach, lmao.
it sure as hell amazes the tourists tho... they think your crocodile dundee or some shit.

i wouldnt try it with anything but a sand shark tho unless your a marine biologist with years of animal handling skills. just there skin is rough enough to give you a nasty wound, nevermind there teeth!
 
Xrtnfx

Xrtnfx

Active Member
IAm5toned said:
im not above snatching a small shark out of the water with my bare hands... its a stupid move tho, and not for rookies...but i grew up in the water on a beach, lmao.
it sure as hell amazes the tourists tho... they think your crocodile dundee or some shit.

i wouldnt try it with anything but a sand shark tho unless your a marine biologist with years of animal handling skills. just there skin is rough enough to give you a nasty wound, nevermind there teeth!
Click to expand...
Well i'm not a marine biologist, but I have no problem handling a big bullshark, just have to be smart and willing to disregard small injuries from the skin. It's funny when I take people out fishing and they are scared of simple things like blue crabs, I just reach in and grab them, they're like wtf lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top