Being a Man
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cannabis420420
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i herd that sharks are mighty tasty LOL
Xrtnfx
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i get up when i dont want to and go to work, so i can pay my bills.
very manish.
seems like a lost concept tho around most parts
True, doing work, putting aside your own selfish wishes to provide is very manly for sure
Xrtnfx
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Yeah me too, and its not illegal here to kill them for their fins/jaws. but still I respect nature and understand that these tertiary consumers dont make too many offspring, so killing them would be a waste in my eyes
Xrtnfx
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I like where this thread is going. Being strong is all about being a man.
cannabis420420
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oh well good job then
Jakabok Botch
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i want to see u get in that water and beat the shark before u say u conquer it....like boxing while holding your breath and tying you hands together......not to be an asshole...still pretty cool
Stoney McFried
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I go and get a sex change when I want to be a man.
Xrtnfx
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Tried grabbing an 8 foot bull with me and a buddy. One flick of the tail and I'm missing the skin off my chin and my friend is gasping for air cause he got hit in the throat. Dont underestimate the beast, respect him and he will respect you.
Jakabok Botch
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thats what im saying...ur soft compared to him.....on his terms he could tear u up in a heartbeat.....which is what makes it so great
Xrtnfx
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Xrtnfx
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True, I've learned respect for them, even when he's not in his territory he is still 200lbs of muscle with sandpaper skin and teeth that will take your arm off
ChronicObsession
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my way of being a real man is being ready to make babies with willing women. being ready means keeping the troops in Sackganistan fresh and ready to move, ejaculating atleast every 2 days in order to maintain a balanced ballsack pressure. I never know when the need to be a man and inseminate a woman may arise, so I'd better take care of my little soldier factory sack. peace
Xrtnfx
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True.. Got to keep the juices flowing
IAm5toned
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im not above snatching a small shark out of the water with my bare hands... its a stupid move tho, and not for rookies...but i grew up in the water on a beach, lmao.
it sure as hell amazes the tourists tho... they think your crocodile dundee or some shit.
i wouldnt try it with anything but a sand shark tho unless your a marine biologist with years of animal handling skills. just there skin is rough enough to give you a nasty wound, nevermind there teeth!
Xrtnfx
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Well i'm not a marine biologist, but I have no problem handling a big bullshark, just have to be smart and willing to disregard small injuries from the skin. It's funny when I take people out fishing and they are scared of simple things like blue crabs, I just reach in and grab them, they're like wtf lol
Stoney McFried
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No wonder I was drawn like a moth to a flame.
Yeah this thread is about the testosterone flowing, sorry
